Kellie B

Towson class of 2021 - Physical Education - Animal Enthusiast

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How it felt seeing no chance of snow this weekend, followed by “feels like temperature of -14”.

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Me, listening to ‘A Little Too Not Over You’ by David Archuleta on the way to work 17 YEARS after it came out:

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@ryan_chatwin @PokemonTCGDrops I just had them in my cart, but my IP got blocked like everyone else. SMH.

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@taylornation13 @Spotify @taylorswift13 I hate it here so I will go to Wonderland ✨🩵🖤✨

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@inmygreatwarera I just made it ALL THE WAY through Saturday just for it to tell me there were NONE available 😭😭😭😭

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@erastourticketz “Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism like some kind of congressman *tale as old as time*”

This would be a dream come true!!

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@erastourticketz Oh gosh there’s SO many to pick from!!
“I was in my tower weaving nightmares, twisting all my smiles into snarls, they say what doesn’t kill you makes you aware, what happens if it becomes who you are?”

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Doing a montage of all of Ben’s panic attacks during the season is DIRTY 💀 I respect addressing mental health, since it’s so important. But a MONTAGE???

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Me at 11:30pm: cries three times yesterday because I’m overwhelmed with all the things in my apartment I have to pack and move into my house**

Me at 6:30 am: oh boy yard sale day!

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I hate my job. I want to cry here daily. Only 14 days to go though.

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Chili’s got rid of the mango chicken. Elon Musk is buying Twitter. WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BAD.

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@GCorsner He says hi to our cat though whoever he sees her in the window 🥺

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In my apartment I have two rules for guests: 1) don’t throw away the zip tie on the floor, it’s the cats. 2) don’t pick up the Rutter’s bag from the floor, it’s the cat’s bed.

Essentially if it looks like garbage and it’s on my floor - it’s the cats.

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I don’t get paid enough for a 6th grade boy to tell me my life is trash when I’m subbing as his science teacher, teaching him math, teaching him ELA, AND PE.

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I’ve peaked as a teacher. I’m basically a god now. Never again shall my students shoot basketballs after I utter one simple sentence.

“The next person who throws a ball loses 5 minutes of the next P.E. Class”

It’s the ultimate tragedy. It’s Sophie’s Choice for 11 year olds.

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Did I tell a student I hated him?

Yes.

Was it because he held his hand up for a high-five then moved it at the last second saying “GOT EM”?

Yes.

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Teacher confession: I hate having to stand for the pledge of allegiance with my class every morning

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Like girl we KNOW it’s just for people to read and comment about what a good parent you are.

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My pet peeve is when people post happy birthday messages online to their 1-6 year old children as if they are going to be the ones to see it.

“Happy 1st birthday angel - you are the most gentle soul I’ve ever known, you are going to do amazing things. Love - your Mama”

WHY?!?

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The urge to quit my job, become a titty streamer, and rescue stray cats is just alarming.