smarchit

I'm not funny, and I'm sad a lot. Sometimes I write. AO3 - KellCavs

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

We Will Adopt Your Baby

[Tori Tambellini @UnionTori]

WE WON!!!!! MARKET SQUARE STARBUCKS IS OFFICIALLY A UNION!!!! Here’s our reaction to that 8th yes vote 🤩 @pghsbuxunited @SBWorkersUnited #UnionStrong

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Not a bad trade ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[neon 🍁 @neon_heartbeat]

"turning red is cringe because 13 year old girls dont--" let me stop you right there when i was 13 i wrote a story about how legolas fell in love with me and how i went to middle earth and then aragorn also fell in love with me. we are cringe we are legion

[smarchit @KellCavs]

I swear to god if I gotta tear out a bunch of ugly #mfh bullshit when we buy a house I'm going to lose my fucking mind

[smarchit @KellCavs]

Good evening to everyone except the Costco worker who took a tone with me for not ordering at a kiosk. And then fucked up our kiosk order and delayed it by 20 extra minutes

[Bikini Bottom News @BB_Fish_Head]

BREAKING NEWS: SPOTIFY DOWN WORLDWIDE, FORCING MILLIONS TO BE ALONE WITH THEIR OWN THOUGHTS

[smarchit @KellCavs]

Who was the fucking monster that invented push-ups?

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

Black History Month Art Challenge
Day 28: Ekko from Arcane

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

one horseman at a time please

[smarchit @KellCavs]

And I feel #bioshock in this #HorizonForbiddenWest tonight
#bioshockremastered

[smarchit @KellCavs]

GAIA just looks like she would give a good hug. Just saying. #HorizonForbiddenWest

[smarchit @KellCavs]

Check out this #arcane #fanfic I wrote - a story about the falling out between Vander and Silco on #ao3 https://t.co/vbKpNWsrz3 #silcoarcane #Silco #vanderarcane

[smarchit @KellCavs]

One of my past times is looking at people's Mandos and putting them into my fics as background characters #mandalorian

[smarchit @KellCavs]

Trying to write a rescue scene in a fic is proving more difficult than I expected

[smarchit @KellCavs]

Sometimes I remember I once made a #phantomoftheopera themed podium in stage tech in high school and no one wanted it so it literally lived in the wings for years

[smoomersaurus 🦕🦖 @smoomered]

silco when he has to pick sevika up from the brothel

[smarchit @KellCavs]

If I see non plus size people buying all the cute plus size shit in thrift stores I'm drop kicking them like please leave it's hard enough finding clothes that fit in the first place