Kellen Quinn

dormant parody account. follow if you can't spell correctly.

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@sheen_lord @dreamxboys @Kellinquinn @thiinkinaboutit I'll do it

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M Night Shyamalamadingdong

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Nothing in the dictionary starts with 'N' and ends with 'G'.

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Frankly my dear, I don't give a lamb.

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.@CamelBak does the water level mark on your bottles account for the volume of the straw?

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There are no alturniptives.

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'Nothing' spelled backward spells nothing.

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@GoodbyeGraceful

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Her ass thick, bark.

RT if you agree.

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From now on I will wash my hands after masturbating at work to avoid giving my dick coronavirus

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@ruth_less6801 @iTunes @machinegunkelly Oops

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If I had a nickel for every time I had to tie my shoes myself, I'd have $0.

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@BoricTppe @wschamberlain @ChadKroe Oof

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People aren't thankful enough for all the time they spend not having the hiccups.

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It's the 69th day of the year.

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If you've got a dog, feed it every day. If you don't, don't.

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The word 'studying' is just a contraction of the words 'student' and 'dying'.

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I am:

⚪Gay

⚪Straight

⚪Bisexual

⚪Asexual

🔘Surprised that there are more nipples than humans in the world

[Kellen Quinn @KellenQuinn]

If Sweet Victory doesn't play at half time, I will be personally suing the NFL commissioner.