Ian Keller

Sometimes I get hangry

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

I got the same level of excitement finding a mask I thought I lost in a sweatshirt pocket, as you do finding cash in a winter coat. Never thought I’d say that..

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

*Le’Veon Bell gets released*

*Le’Veon drives to Mike Tomlin’s house*

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

It wasn’t what is was cracked up to be

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

Anyone else get stuck on these damn Facebook videos? I watch someone make a street omelette for 8 minuets. Nothing too fancy. I knew how it would turn out. But just couldn’t stop watching.

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

Ever get so thirsty when you go to drink water you’re impressed how good it tastes and you drink it so fast and think to your self “man I should slow down before I choke.” But by the time you finish thinking that you’re already coughing?
Happened to me 3 times this week

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

@Jared_Carrabis

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

Scale of 17 to 38 how bad do you think fetty wap wants to change his name now?

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

Been there

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Jake Johnson on today’s @KFCradio. “I don’t fundamentally know how to fuckin read!”

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

@alexmcclint0ck This was directed towards the smell of a swimming pool

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

Lots of weird smells while getting a root canal. At one point I smelled rubbing alcohol, electric burn, the cleaning solution we use at the gym, and the distinct smell of Joe Blacks on a Saturday night in January.
No questions please

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

@alwaysamarilyn

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

What in the OB dance floor is happening here?! This nonsense is a bad idea.

Probably going to try it

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

They better not cancel shark week too

[VCSU Football @VCSU_Football]

In 2014 the Vikings capped off their 4th Conference Championship in 4 years. This team was filled with multiple breakout players and guys who came to work every single day, looking for a way to get better.

#WEALLROW

[NCAA Ice Hockey @NCAAIceHockey]

The upset that changed college hockey!

In what is considered the biggest upset in NCAA Tournament history, @HCrossMHockey beat top-seed Minnesota, 4-3, in overtime of the 2006 West Regional Semifinals.

📰 https://t.co/fRRVNbFBFf

#NCAAHockey

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

@JJWatt Go hang out with them

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

Bought an aluminum free deodorant.

Things I learned:
1. Deodorants have aluminum.
2. How much I miss aluminum deodorant.
3. How much aluminum I now require my deodorants to have.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I don’t wanna give myself all the credit here, but I think my death threat singlehandedly kept Christian Yelich from testing free agency and signing with the Yankees. You’re welcome, Milwaukee.

[Ian Keller @Keller6]

This is important