Kelley Smith

Lover of PR, music, events & live entertainment. Avid customer service advocate. Swimmer at heart. Thoughts & opinions are my own.

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

When 1 person is working the @Kmart customer service desk during holiday rush andddd then the power goes out. Oh yeah, and I already paid for my item, I'm just here for pickup. Punch me. #TWHTM

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

Leaving the lights strung from last year was probably the smartest thing I've ever done. #SmartCookie #HalfwayThere #MerryChristmas

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

When you have slight OCD and #TSA tosses through your luggage like savages and unfolds/reorganizes/dishevels everything you packed. #LGA #annoying

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

When you find your coupons after you get home from the store.. ugh! #twhtm #soml #ChristmasTreeShop

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

Give me all the pumpkins!! @StewLeonards seriously had the best #pumpkins I'd ever seen! AND they're only 3/$15 WHAT?! #fall #pumpkincarving

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

We get it Marilyn, you slayed it in sales lately, but you don't think you sent out too many mailings today? @HoulihanRE #HoulihanLawrence

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

All one really needs in life is a porch, rocking chair, good book and a citronella candle. Oh, and a dog, don't forget the dog! 🐕📖❤

[New York Mets @Mets]

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[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

Did I miss something? @FiOS1NewsLHV just reported a HS student graduated top of her class with a 5.25 GPA... I thought a GPA was out of 4.0?

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

When @Starbucks messes up your #birthday drink order... but you're still happy because it's delicious and #free. #twhtm #HappyBirthdayToMe

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

When your dog chases a deer out of your yard in the pitch dark and doesn't continue running away after it... #winning #AdoptDontShop

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

Thinking about how good this #bananapudding from @magnoliabakery was... can't forget that view either. #fbf #ChristmasInNewYork

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

When you cancel your gym membership but they're still going to charge you the annual $49 renewal fee. @NYSC seriously?! #WhitePlains #twhtm

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

Did I just hear that commercial right? @Kohls is now open 24/7? #WTHeck?!

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

My heart pounds every time I watch @ABCDesignated. Best. Show. Ever. #DesignatedSurvivor @ABCNetwork

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

When you sweep an entire dog off your floor... Where does it coming from?! #dogowner #shedding #neverendingstory

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

@SouthwestAir Righttt... Well I'd be happy to show you where the discrepancy lies.

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

Strong distaste in my mouth after finding out my @SouthwestAir credits expired (w/o prior notification) & that it couldn't be reapplied.

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

Dear @McDonalds #hotcakes, I wrongly misjudged you. Mmmm good.

[Kelley Smith @KelleyBSmith]

When you have a stack of 8 bills to pay... #Adulting #TheFirstOfTheMonth #DoesntIncludeMyAutomaticPayments #Yep.