Kellie Snyder

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Someone in this small room sprayed their perfume too heavily and yep so that’s my cause of death.

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assumed dream me was a little edgier than awake me but then my dream last night was just me giving people book recommendations so nvm

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Just watched a guy get out of a cab and greet his house so THERE ARE MORE OF US

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“Why just close the door when you could SLAM it?” <— my new neighbor’s motto

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Had a dream last night that Harry Potter saved me from Spider-Man so you can have that book idea free @jk_rowling

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Heated jackets? The US has already won the Olympics as far as I’m concerned.

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more like smellevator

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Had a dream a guy I have a crush on told me he was a cat person. I woke up without a crush on that person.

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Why do bad hangovers happen to good people?

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Chance The Prophet https://t.co/gxjWTlo5wW

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New mascara, new me

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Genre of last night's dream: hair salon horror film

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Someone just air-quoted the word "women"

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@arb Accupuncture. Trigger point release. You didn't ask for advice but I will give it because migraines (and the heavy medicines) suck.

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So are we all sweating? Cool

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Baths are having a comeback

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If you want to know how weak the human race is, just let a bird loose in any indoor establishment.

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My saying 'yes' to stuff after a run is like most people's saying 'yes' to stuff while drunk

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I accidentally swallowed a cherry pit so it was nice knowing all of you.

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@IanSohn GREAT POINT! Life can be so sweet