Josh Kellman

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

This didn’t happen. The men of this country are lonelier, meaner, weirder and more bitter than ever because they made women hate them.

[jezz @JezziiB]

turns out they could breathe in masks the whole time they just needed the underlying condition to be white supremacy

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

If you think liberals steal elections and control the weather but also let Republicans control all three branches of government you may be fucking stupid beyond repair.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

If your patriotism attracts white nationalists, it isn’t patriotism. It’s hate.

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

just an utterly insane photo. this is what future generations are going to see when they look back on the Evil Fat Racist Pedophile administration

[Hans senfuma @senfumahans]

Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a Utopia of peace, unity andhappiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.

[kordell @lledrook]

paul george about to make celtics fans a new level of racist

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

If socialist policies are bad, why is the entire recruitment drive for our military about pointing out all the socialist benefits? Free healthcare, free college, free housing, etc.🤔

[Pushing The Limits With Brian Shapiro @TheBrianShapiro]

If you invested 10k in Trump coin last year, its worth about 400 bucks today. Good, because all you stupid fucks deserve it. He made billions off all you middle aged, white, uneducated Magtards.

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

I love that we get a show no matter what happens.
A law stays the same, Cracker Barrel changes their logo, there's a black person in a car commercial, someone uses a convection oven - the "hysterical man" show comes on no matter what

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If trans people in sports bother you more than pedophiles in politics, your priorities are fucked.

[Laila Al-Arian @LailaAlarian]

My new mantra is the Brian Cox saying “I'm too old, too tired and too talented to give a shit"

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Bill Maher: Darializa Avila Chevalier is patient zero for the woke mind virus, DSA candidates are alienating real America and associating with them will blow it for Democrats in November

Bill Maher [4 days later] join me while I smoke weed with America’s most famous pedophile

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Earth never gets new water. The drops you drink today once quenched the thirst of a T-Rex, evaporated over ancient Egypt, and ran through the veins of a samurai. Water is eternal memory.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Since we’re not doing separation of church and state anymore, when can we expect the churches to start paying income taxes?

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Pretty revealing that what galvanized “centrist” Dems was losing to a couple DSA candidates not for example, losing to a bunch of corrupt fascists who want to end Democracy.

[Chasing Ennui @rwlesq]

Katie Miller has a master's degree and a career. It appears that she has consistently worked since she was 20. She can open a bank account, own property, and have a credit card in her name. She has access to no-fault divorce and would be entitled to child support for her baby if she and Stephen Miller divorce. She has laws protecting her against physical abuse and rape by her spouse. She had access to birth control and abortion, meaning that having a baby was a choice.

She is very much not living the life that the "propaganda. . . convinced" women was oppressive. She is living the life that feminism made possible.

Of course, she knows this. She's just a liar.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

every time i see clips of this show i think of that tweet that said it’s like if mr beast made porn

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Remember being in 3rd grade, playing Frasier at recess, and there was always that one kid who’d yell “I call being Eddie!” before you even got started