Kelly James

If the grass is greener on the other side you can bet the water bill is higher. WMU18

[SaltWaterHippie @dakoda_bond]

Life is good, remember that

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

Do Swans ever cheat on eachother, and if so does the one getting cheated on get pissed?🤔 #thoughtoftheday

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

"If someone does not want me, it is not the end of the world. But if I do not want me the world is nothing but endless"

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

I really love that when people almost run into each other they're both just like "Ohp!" And move on their way without saying anything else

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

Be fucking nice to each other, dang

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

I love listening to Lukas wee lil heart beating 😭

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

@tiffany_reich ur probably not alone

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

Honestly not even sure if any of my friends actually like me or if they just like me for my dog.

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

@BrennaCooper okay who's our Vice President

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

"Wait, Did Ozzy Osborne sing..?" -@BrennaCooper 🙄

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

When Netflix freezes to buffer i stare at the actor it pauses on and realize they're not actually the character of the show and I get sad

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

Life has a way of pushing things out of the way to make room for the next chapter.

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

Chia seeds up close look like tiny dinosaur eggs

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

I'm accidentally really good at things when I'm drunk.

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

HEY WHO'S READY FOR 2017, THE YEAR OUR COUNTRY STARTS ITS PLUMMET OFF THE STEEP ASS MOUNTAIN OF PROGRESS ALL THE WAY TO THE SHITTER?????

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

Why are boys so dumb

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

If someone's political stance requires preventing scientists from informing you about your own planet, that's not politics, it's oppression.

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

My cat tries to eat my goddamn fingers everytime I get into bed to go to sleep. Literally gnaws on them.

[Kelly James @KellyJames13]

@Mason_Marek yaaaas