Kelly Keates

little by little, a little becomes a lot

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

@MIHomeYGK massive pot holes/uneven terrain in the westbound lane on King St W at Portsmouth. Causing long delays along King

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

Ryan Reynolds using Twitter to poach advertisers from Twitter is peak Ryan Reynolds

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Twitter is 🔥🔥🔥

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

I’m also so so glad for them.

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

Pro tip: don’t search your dead mothers name on Facebook. You’ll see every single thing she ever posted over the last 5 years before her death. Every birthday message she sent you. Every check-in message. Every stupid message about some tv show. Every cancer update. It sucks.

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

Harry at the monarchy when it crumbles after every commonwealth country denounces them as head of state because they shunned the POC princess who could have acted as a relatable conduit

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

@chrissyteigen I just want to know what happened to Paul ☹️

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

I don’t need therapy. I follow up every cult documentary I watch with an episode of Abbott Elementary. It’s called balance

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

The Universe can rest now

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

❤️❤️❤️

[TGR Haas F1 Team @HaasF1Team]

We’ve heard that Mick is conscious, out of the car and currently on his way to the medical centre.

#HaasF1 #SaudiArabianGP #Quali

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

2022 is wild

[formularacers @formularacers_]

🚨 | Lewis Hamilton is OUT in Q1!

This is his first Q1 elimination since Brazil 2017.

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

GIVE HIM BACK

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Best of luck 🌸

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

@_daniellemcalli Miserable people have nothing better to do than try to make others miserable

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

@_daniellemcalli Sorry… how is collecting CERB considered tax fraud? It’s legitimate taxable income? How would they know whether your income decreased during Covid or not? It decreased for most people in various ways 🤦‍♀️

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

@_daniellemcalli @MIHomeYGK I mean their chicken is pretty spicy…

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

My toxic trait is adding one (1) ice cube to my glass of rosé to stay hydrated

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

Oh we are STRESSED tonight

#EuphoriaHBO

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

I need someone to slap me every time I go to buy yet another piece of rattan furniture

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

You and me both kid

[Spider-Man: Brand New Day Updates @spideyupdated]

Tom Holland is brought to tears after the screening of #SpiderManNoWayHome

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

I’m sorry but you expect me to just go to SLEEP? And then WAKE UP?? And go to WORK??? After THAT??

#SpiderMan

[Kelly Keates @KellyKeates]

That was unreal. Absolutely bonkers. I’m shaking. Thought it was lost there

[Formula 1 @F1]

RED BULL: "MAX VERSTAPPEN - YOU ARE WORLD CHAMPION!" 🎧🏆

#AbuDhabiGP 🇦🇪 #F1