BREAKING: ICE just announced it is pausing the hotline where people can call to report undocumented immigrants because 90% of the calls are from people reporting Elon Musk.
@TheDeadSouth4 GUYS! My plates finally arrived! #HoneyYou Tomorrow I will share pic on my car ♥️♥️♥️ For unclear reasons, my hubby and I think of this as #oursong
@wearkizik OK, I love your concepts, but the colors or Women are dull and boring. Kids have fun colors, but if I am buying almost $180 shoes I WANT to be noticed. Please add more vibrant shades and I am in. (Hubby loves his pair, boring and brown but comfy and easy to wear)
@PSETalk Hey y'all, I kept seeing requests about time of day EV charging. Turns out it took me 30 seconds with my charger app to set the time for charging to off-peak. Thirty seconds. Literally impacts my life ZERO.
@edwardodell Me. I am the problem. (Currently semi awake because tomorrow I have to transition from day walker back to my natural night shift Healthcare worker evil form)
Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”?
You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy?
The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking “given”?
The “dictator on day one” who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guy’s winning is already written?
Really?
The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations?
The Putin puppet who’ll abandon NATO?
We’re just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him?
Now? In JULY?!?
Because he’s got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban??
Are you fucking high?
Pretty sure I saw a potential bridge jumper being intercepted by cops today. Hope the guy is OK. Cops had tackled him, middle of rush hour traffic. Go hug your people, or call or text them ❤️❤️❤️