Kelly Mahalak

Creating a revolution of well-rested and deeply nourished women.

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

So sick of @PayPal holding thousands of dollars with no explanation. After 10+ years and hundred of thousands of dollars in business, I’m officially closing all my accounts

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

If you were thinking of flying @lufthansa …don’t. They’ll ruin your entire trip before you even make it to security.

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

@ClaiteGross @AP Congress has formally requested one

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Nothing the President says tonight will change the material conditions of the American people.

We still don’t have healthcare.
We still don’t have affordable housing.
We still send money to Israel.

And those in the Epstein files are still dodging accountability. #SOTU2026

[Auntie Smartassy @AuntSassyAss]

Gwen Stefani promoting a pay to pray app funded by Peter Thiel give me satanic vibes

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

Did Trump just announce that we’re annexing Venezuela?

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

Gotta love it when you pay for priority @Instacart delivery and after hours of waiting, the order that was shopped and on its way was suddenly waiting for a shopper and @InstacartHelp does nothing

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

@ATT has the literal worst customer service of any company on earth. After 7 years of subpar service for insane rates and then when you have issues there’s no resolution because CS spits copy/paste responses that don’t actually help…I’m done. Who do you love for phone/interne?

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

@ATT has the literal worst customer service of any and every company to exist. I can’t believe I’ve lasted 7 years with them - so friends, who do you love for phone and internet because I can’t deal anymore

[Gaby @thisisnothend]

Taylor you are hilarious.. i love you blonde chaos demon

On the make up bag on the counter it says “pretty and witty”… but it’s a partial lyric/phrase… the complete phrase is:

“I feel pretty and witty and gay”

The famous lyrics from West Side story song “I Feel Pretty”

[al 🌸 @wondlorland]

we really should be talking about Kitty Butler in Tipping the Velvet, a formative lesbian coming-of-age tale centering around theater as a space for queer expression

wow, she came out

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

@YouTubeTV Don't Drop NBC, Bravo, USA and more! https://t.co/oQCff0Pzia #GetYourChannels

[Just.A.Thought 💭 @e_galv]

If you want to see a glimpse of your future, come to DC and walk around.

Tanks hitting cars
People tackled to the ground
Arrests without warrants
Bags on heads
Military everywhere
Checkpoints everywhere
Empty streets
Everyone on edge

You will not be unaffected.

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

@_coralprincess I recently watched the Netflix doc on Astroworld and I was so freaked out trying to leave tonight - that’s all I could see in my mind.

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

@Rogers_Stadium Leaving was an absolute disaster. I predicted that it would be when we walked in - so how did no one whose job it is to notice these things, anticipate this? It was straight up dangerous. Build a lot. There’s plenty of room.

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

@SenGaryPeters @SenatorSlotkin @RepShriThanedar What are you doing to stop this?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Trump is holding all the nation’s hospitals and vital services hostage to seize power from Congress and hand it over to billionaires.

We must state the truth: this is a constitutional crisis. It’s a massive, illegal power grab that the House and Senate have a sworn duty to stop.

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

@cwboyswft It’s a need. It’s a neeeed!

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

@juneyspearls He was on Jake Tapper this afternoon too.

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

Watching the Eras Tour Paris livestream feels like watching The Hunger Games waiting for the canon to strike each time a song doesn't survive the new setlist #ErasTourParis

[Kelly Mahalak @KellyMahalak]

@LurieFavors @Morning_Joe @Morning_Joe is basically @FoxNews .