Kelly March

I'm someone's alter ego. Could be you... or Batman!

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

@SparkEnergy I'm no fan of IE browser, but 55% of the web uses it. Your new auto pay system should too.

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

So... The @Sears service guy was supposed to be here before 10. It's 12 now. Typical.

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

Ever wonder how bad @united sucks? THEY LOST 3 SPECIAL WHEEL CHAIRS FOR KIDS IN CHICAGO!!

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

@JJWatt Ella

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

@espn has told us 9 times who the announcers are all around the stadium for the @Cardinals game. #NobodyCares

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

@dallasmavs @HoustonRockets You know it's bad when Dallas calls you out about class. But then they snub Rondo on his money and all is right.

[BeerInBaltimore @BeerInBaltimore]

FS: one ticket to tomorrow afternoon's private @Orioles game. Asking price, one milllllion dollars... OBO #Baltimore

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

Just figured out the best reason to take your car for service at the dealer at 7am... no sales people around!

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

Dear @HoustonTexans please stop letting 23 year olds choose the Season Ticket holder gifts. #Fail #ANotebook?

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

@ArianFoster or draft party at my house. I have a Belgian Malinois and a Toy Fox Terrier, so security is tight. Did I mention tacos?

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

@ArianFoster Hey, I have tickets to the Texans draft party. If I get you Uber, want to go with us? I'll get security too. And tacos!

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

@DEHopScene @ShinerBeer DE pub, Texas beer. Works for me! Congrats on 3 years.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Legend.

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

@sammyhagar This post needs more #Hashtags

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

Getting up at 3am, going home. And returning my last @Hertz rental ever. Not to put too fine a point on it, but they suck.

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

Either @Hertz Twitter team is off after 11pm or they can't address real issues. Either way FAIL!

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

@Hertz I would like to stay, and give you professional feedback

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

@Hertz otherwise I'll take my business somewhere else.

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

@Hertz like I said, this is 7 years, 45+ weeks a year. Not isolated to one issue. If you want to help escalate to someone in management.

[Kelly March @kellymarch]

@Hertz I am happy to provide info like many times before. What would you like to know?