Kel E.

welcome to my cockroach hate account.

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

“getting my pink back” but it’s just me remembering I can post my every thought on social media bc it’s not that serious

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

What if I throw up publicly in response to my basketball teams performance, what then

[DC 🍉🐍 😼#Corbin4MVP @dcbacks]

so we are all blaming the chainsmokers for not saying Tucson right

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

Deleting Instagram bc I can’t stand seeing a happy Bears fan

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

measuring my hangovers on a scale of how many diet cokes I need to drink the next day

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

brb reporting all dating app ads on my fyp for being “misleading”

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

the villagio

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

happy first big dog day of summer

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

They’re gonna make the communion wafers deep dish style now

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

i forget how guys will always rep their team on Super Bowl team regardless of who’s playing 😭😭 it’s giving “yay sports!!”

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

being an Arizona fan is just my cross to bear.

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

Menards is genuinely one of the scariest places in America

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Get tf out my way type way. @dvbbs @xxbridge

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

hey guys I’m back

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

no cuz the real “everything shower” is the one where u cry, convince yourself u should’ve been on American idol, reenact a years-old argument, question why you’re not bald bc you’re losing so much hair, & then plan out the next 10 years of ur life

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

guys I can’t believe @kaitlincierraa just won a Nobel prize

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

Just got bonked on the head by one of these….

[Kel E. @KellyMcTrainthy]

something about me is I am gonna read the comments on every social media post ever