Kelly Milner Halls

I get paid for being weird...and I write fun nonfiction books for kids. Lucky me!

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@teddyswims is the song AM I SUPPOSED TO LOVE YOU on YouTube really yours? I hope so. I love it so much.

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Markham Elementary in Portland, Oregon sold almost 60 copies of CRYPTID SEA MONSTERS at my school visit on Tuesday. I'm so grateful. If you have a young cryptid lover, it would make a great, new release holiday gift!
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You can order CRYPTID BABIES on Amazon or at your favorite indy bookstore!
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CRYPTID BABIES is a great gift for little readers. This is the opening spread, double "FF" is corrected in the printed copies, of course.

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Ness and I had so much fun at Auntie's on Small Business Saturday last weekend. Thanks for having us!

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Look what showed up in today's Seattle Times gift giving section! Thanks Kirby Larson, for the head's up! You are the nicest!

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And don't forget our NEW books for the holidays!

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For a look at the other 46 presents, click here! https://t.co/pB02XtBFDq

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Thanks, BuzzFeed!

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You already know CRYPTID BABIES is officially for sale, but I thought you might like to see a sample spread from inside. How about Nessie and Bigfoot as babies?

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Check out a sample of CRYPTID SEA MONSTERS, available now at bookstore and Amazon. If you know a cryptid crazy kid, it'll make a GREAT holiday gift.

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@KimKardashian I read in PEOPLE that you believe the moon landing was fake. My father, a genius at IBM helped the Mercury, Gemini and Apollo missions take place. I know the moon landing was real because I watched my father work exhaustingly long days to help make it possible.

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Two more from PNBA!

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PNBA here in Spokane was so much fun yesterday. Here are a few pictures!

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Saturday, September 27 at 4:30 pm, I'll be at the downtown Spokane Library on a panel for the PNBA Conference. Stop by and say hello, if you're attending!
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Tomorrow is the drop date for CRYPTID SEA MONSTERS: A FIELD GUIDE. I hope you'll love it as much as I do!

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Thank you, KIng5! I'm so grateful.
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Thanks you, Spokesman Review!

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My Zoom with FVRL was so much fun. Thank you Michele Wagner!
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My author copies arrived! Watch for a holiday giveaway soon!