Kelly Mintzer

Baby's first anthology contribution; pre-order now for good crops:

[Kelly Mintzer @KellyMintzer]

I am genuinely, ludicrously thrilled to have contributed a story to this collection. My story is a sort of urban horror fairy-tale noir, and it would be just the tatertots if folks ordered the collection and read my li'l tale:
https://t.co/cyGNOnfl3l

[Kelly Mintzer @KellyMintzer]

watching #TheExorcistBeliever and honestly, so far I dig it. One thing I think we all can agree on: Leslie Odom Jr. is a very handsome man.

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No one-man, woman, or non-binary-has ever had more beautiful hair than Michael Hutchence in the "Never Tear Us Apart" video

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I wanted to do a Winslow Leach from "Phantom of the Paradise" but I had limited resources...so it's kind of a dollar store version.

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@SavageLucy42 @BobsBurgersFOX I've been wondering this for a loooong time

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Since @BobsBurgersFOX did arguably the best "Nightmare on Elm Street" parody I've ever seen, I once again find myself wondering if Bob and Linda are named after the characters in "Halloween".

[Kelly Mintzer @KellyMintzer]

Maybe we should stop holding celebrities on social media to standards we ourselves do not meet. Assuming the worst about people has truly become a hobby for many of us.

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#WhenEvilLurks had a moment that made me actually, literally yelp. I'm not sure that's every happened before and I've been watching horror movies for, oh, 25 or so years.

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also: if you think that a cash-grab live-action remake of a movie is more important than marginalized people being able to speak about their representation in media, that's a really bad look

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"Peter Dinklage saying that 'Snow White' traded on shitty stereotypes single-handedly caused poor whittle Disney to use terrible CGI creations" is quite possibly the dumbest take I have ever seen on this dumb take factory of a website

[Kelly Mintzer @KellyMintzer]

Holy shit. So "Vampire's Kiss"....no one at any point told Nic Cage to bring it down just...like...50 or so notches?

[Kelly Mintzer @KellyMintzer]

"Peter Dinklage saying that 'Snow White' traded on shitty stereotypes single-handedly caused poor whittle Disney to use terrible CGI creations" is quite possibly the dumbest take I have ever seen on this dumb take factory of a website

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

🇵🇸 A Palestinian boy shares his bread with a cat.

[Kelly Mintzer @KellyMintzer]

goddamn right it does.

[Lance Henriksen @lancehenriksen]

Does Pumpkinhead still hold up? https://t.co/ZqzQpQQSEb

[Kelly Mintzer @KellyMintzer]

We don't have enough period piece slashers. We should be going beyond Jack the Ripper and have slashers set in the old west, slashers set during the great plague, world war slashers-honestly anything during a massive disaster gives a reason they could get away with it

[Kelly Mintzer @KellyMintzer]

I was looking for Christmas gifts for my 5 year old niece and was horrified to discover there are no stuffed Emmet Otter toys. What a missed opportunity!

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Jen the babysitter is not only one of #BobsBurgers greatest minor characters, she's an all-timer, across the history of television. I just want to hear her bizarre pronunciations for 23 minutes straight.

[Kelly Mintzer @KellyMintzer]

This is like picking a favorite child who is definitely "Midnight Mass". I adore all the others, but "Midnight Mass" would always win. It's so goddamn beautiful, and there has not been a performance like Hamish Linklater's, full stop.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What's your favourite Mike Flanagan series?

[Kelly Mintzer @KellyMintzer]

Totally Killer is cute....it doesn't manage to hit the heart-wrenching sincerity of the Final Girls.

[Kelly Mintzer @KellyMintzer]

we're doing the "Final Girls"/"Totally Killer" double feature and so far "Final Girls" hit A LOT harder. Did I cry? Indeed I did. Still allowing "Totally Killer" the benefit of the doubt.

[Kelly Mintzer @KellyMintzer]

why fucking re-do it? The Star Wars universe is vast. You can play in it for miles and never have to run into a Skylwalker. Make new characters.

[Variety @Variety]

Matthew Vaughn ("Kingsman") says #StarWars has "gone wrong" and he'd reboot Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and more.

“Why are these characters so hallowed that from 1977 you can’t re-do it?...Everyone is going to go batsh*t crazy but let’s bring it on." https://t.co/PI7W5OSeNZ

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It's probably not particularly obscure, but: "Carrie" and "A New Hope" shared a casting session

[Wookieepedia @WookOfficial]

What is your most obscure piece of Star Wars knowledge?