I am genuinely, ludicrously thrilled to have contributed a story to this collection. My story is a sort of urban horror fairy-tale noir, and it would be just the tatertots if folks ordered the collection and read my li'l tale:
https://t.co/cyGNOnfl3l
Since @BobsBurgersFOX did arguably the best "Nightmare on Elm Street" parody I've ever seen, I once again find myself wondering if Bob and Linda are named after the characters in "Halloween".
Maybe we should stop holding celebrities on social media to standards we ourselves do not meet. Assuming the worst about people has truly become a hobby for many of us.
#WhenEvilLurks had a moment that made me actually, literally yelp. I'm not sure that's every happened before and I've been watching horror movies for, oh, 25 or so years.
also: if you think that a cash-grab live-action remake of a movie is more important than marginalized people being able to speak about their representation in media, that's a really bad look
"Peter Dinklage saying that 'Snow White' traded on shitty stereotypes single-handedly caused poor whittle Disney to use terrible CGI creations" is quite possibly the dumbest take I have ever seen on this dumb take factory of a website
"Peter Dinklage saying that 'Snow White' traded on shitty stereotypes single-handedly caused poor whittle Disney to use terrible CGI creations" is quite possibly the dumbest take I have ever seen on this dumb take factory of a website
We don't have enough period piece slashers. We should be going beyond Jack the Ripper and have slashers set in the old west, slashers set during the great plague, world war slashers-honestly anything during a massive disaster gives a reason they could get away with it
I was looking for Christmas gifts for my 5 year old niece and was horrified to discover there are no stuffed Emmet Otter toys. What a missed opportunity!
Jen the babysitter is not only one of #BobsBurgers greatest minor characters, she's an all-timer, across the history of television. I just want to hear her bizarre pronunciations for 23 minutes straight.
This is like picking a favorite child who is definitely "Midnight Mass". I adore all the others, but "Midnight Mass" would always win. It's so goddamn beautiful, and there has not been a performance like Hamish Linklater's, full stop.
we're doing the "Final Girls"/"Totally Killer" double feature and so far "Final Girls" hit A LOT harder. Did I cry? Indeed I did. Still allowing "Totally Killer" the benefit of the doubt.
Matthew Vaughn ("Kingsman") says #StarWars has "gone wrong" and he'd reboot Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and more.
“Why are these characters so hallowed that from 1977 you can’t re-do it?...Everyone is going to go batsh*t crazy but let’s bring it on." https://t.co/PI7W5OSeNZ