kelly

don’t trip

[t. @lighttmylove]

AND FUCK JOLENE!!

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Harris: Attorney General, Senator, VP

trump: Felon, adjudicated rapist, conman

You: tHE aLTERnativE wAs UNthinKAbLe

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

Please universe give me a news conference where Donald Trump is forced to say "I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton."

[Loud and Right. @b0mbchell_]

That little hour we got back might’ve did a little somethin hold on.

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[kelly @KellyMuhree]

@NoooooIdea @alex_nsn_ @ScoobyDunk @ladybirdorwtv @pretendin2brita @cjayisays So is giving birth sexual?? Since it’s a part of that “cycle”.

[Sgt Pepper @MzSgtPepper]

Correct me if I’m wrong but I feel like the USA is the only country with a president who calls the citizens scum in his holiday messages.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

When did firing people like nuclear scientists and air traffic controllers seem like a better idea than simply taxing the rich?

[faith @faiththegemini]

when I suddenly wake up and there’s still time left to sleep again

[Ama @amackieee]

This cast is qWhite interesting #LoveIsBlind

[kiara official 🐧🪤 @atxmpalmers]

no “stuns” or anything ok

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have deeply, deeply misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Microdosing hell by living in America

[kelly @KellyMuhree]

My goal for 2025 is to be able to do one fully extended ab rollout

[kelly @KellyMuhree]

My goal for 2023 is to be able to do one fully extended ab rollout

[trash jones @jzux]

i texted my mom that I scheduled my IUD replacement appointment for January 6 and she responded “another brutal invasion”