DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
🚨 CENSORED: A Biden-appointed judge in SDNY just ordered the Trump administration to DELETE this video of the President promising Americans $5,000 if Republicans win.
Judge Jennifer Rochon called it "purely partisan" and ordered it scrubbed from every government website and social account, days before the election.
The order covers the GOVERNMENT. It doesn't cover YOU.
Watch it. Share it. Let every voter hear it.
@libsoftiktok I say that the lunatics that love illegals, and hate ICE so much should have to house those illegals they love so much.Let's see if they make it thru the weekend , if they have to house a murderer,rapist,drug dealer.
@JaredsJacket@JoeHoncho178347@libsoftiktok With you're thinking,when are we taking alcohol away from everyone? Drunk drivers kill almost as many people a year as gun murders.Look up the stats, and that is murders not to be mistaken for self defense gun deaths.
@idontexistTore Must read article, for everyone. @X please stop messing with it, it's obvious and wrong.
Also available here, from @idontexistTore .
https://t.co/kIs8KMsh6M
"We were told that Lia being in our locker room was a non-negotiable and we were offered psychological services... to become comfortable with the idea of undressing in front of a male" 🤯
As the man in women's sports thing is blowing up again, I'm reminded of this painful testimony by @PaulaYScanlan from July 2023
We've asked so much of women and girls, and these men and boys have taken way too much away from them
This the reality of 'trans'
Shame on everyone who keeps this going
#SaveWomensSports
🚨AMAZON DRIVER RUNS OVER FAMILY DOG AND LEAVES HER TO DIE
On April 21st at 4:56PM, an Amazon delivery driver in Benson, NC ignored clear instructions, entered a private driveway, and ran over Sadie, a beloved dog owned by Marshall and Valerie Chavis. The driver did not stop, did not check on her, and did not notify the family.
Within minutes, Sadie was rushed to the vet with catastrophic injuries, including severe brain trauma and fractures to her C1 and C2 vertebrae. She is alive, but barely, and now fighting for her life.
In Valerie’s words:
“Immediately upon impact Sadie ran to the front porch as a dog does when they have been hit. She was urinating uncontrollably, trying to stand and repeatedly falling over, her left eye bulging out of her head, both of her eyes bouncing back and forth rapidly, both pupils dilated, and visible bruising and abrasions on the left side of her body from impact. I immediately knew her injuries were severe.”
The Chavis family had done everything right. A clearly marked package drop box at the road. Posted signage. No Trespassing notices. Explicit delivery instructions. Carriers like FedEx and UPS follow these directions without issue. Amazon drivers have repeatedly ignored them.
Now, instead of taking responsibility, Amazon is refusing to step up. The company is demanding the family pay thousands of dollars out of pocket for emergency, life saving care, with only the possibility of partial reimbursement later.
This is negligence. This is unacceptable. And it cannot be ignored.
AMAZON NEEDS TO #SaveSadie.
Share this and demand that Amazon take responsibility and change its practices before another family suffers the same devastation. @amazon
But OF COURSE any of President Trump’s activity containing Epstein is heavily suppressed because RINOS like @RepThomasMassie get their approval by spreading rage and hatred towards the one man that is single-handedly leading America to greatness.
It’s so annoying! Libertarians and lefties need to stop spreading unsupported claims and wait for HARD facts to surface!