Kelly Salvadore

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lol I don’t think I’ve ever seen Wallace laugh like that before

[VITTORIO GIFRA @VGIFRA]

Such sounds are made by #otters. Cats have a worthy competitor in cuteness Funny Animals🐕🐈🐐

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

Jesus, 1 of my drugs now carries the copay of $1700.00- thanks medicare!

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

Watching videos on the benefit of celery juicing , until I spot one on the all-potato diet...

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

Ok, going forward, somebody alert me when the Golden Globes are going to be on.

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

when Arlene Francis turned bad ass...

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

Giving someone six geese (a-laying, and thus in full protect-the-nest mode), much less SEVEN SWANS, does not seem to me, to be, per se, an act of true love...

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

It was Christmas Eve. I must have been no more than 3 or 4. My father in his chair and I on the couch had both fallen asleep in the living room in front of the tv.

We both woke to the sound of bells jingling... https://t.co/4UbPfjRIFC

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

Enough with the penis fish.

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

New computer is acting like a new boyfriend. Not accepting "I don't remember" as a viable response.

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

Been hugging the toilet for the last 24 hrs. Not unlike some of my past relationships

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

Happy Tuesday

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

We get up at twelve and start to work at one
Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

The life and times of Pepper the pumpkin.

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

Those people who stand in the checkout line at Whole Foods and devour their food bar container. What do they do when they get up to the cashier? Hand it over and say, "This was on the floor- can you believe what pigs some people are?"

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

I’ve been trying to leave Rome for a few weeks now, but all their roads have this weird design flaw...
-Hotelius Californium

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

wish they still made you lick stamps today's world is so devoid of intimacy

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

Why can you can tell when it's Stevie Wonder on the harmonica?

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

happy hump

[Kelly Salvadore @KellySalvadore]

remember how innocent the internet was, at one time all we wanted was for betty white to be on snl and then they did it! now we get to watch governments collapse all around the world in real time