WOKE | kelpie

@phoebiep_ 's cowriter | phoebe was here | manager of @phoebiep_ | CEO of WOKE

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

@crinklygatherin its a real grower i think, and when it grows like. man. yeah. hes right about everything he writes

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

@bunyphrodite you look so goodddddd im glad u had fun

[yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind @yuriiiiButAStar]

petplay but im a horse and i just sort of die for some reason

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

@crinklygatherin @yuriiiiButAStar I hate that you're right

[🌿✧ Faye ✧🌿 @fayewilds_]

"would you still love me if i was a wor-" no. worms don't have any feet.

[rob @RobertSecundus]

if you want 3 hours of guys just trying to map out and "outsmart" a strange, unknowable, set of liminal spaces, boy howdy do I have the movie for you:

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

@hausfgc happy Maggie day everyone say happy Maggie day

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

@AlexiadFG @SunnyD_FGC yeah vouch for this too. i did a lot of theology in my philosophy degree and really you should just read works of fiction that shaped christian dogma over the past few centuries. youd gain a lot more on multiple levels

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

and if i say spider noir has a better representation of what kind of character peter parker should be, without even having him it, what then

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

@AlexiadFG I used to get asked to stream my modding in discord and sometimes I'm okay with it but also ohhhh my god they're gonna see me fuck up everything and manually line up textures and shadows because I never learned an easier way udiwofkowoa it's so embarrassing to be perceived

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

@Herculiann icl I'm already running out of whimsy and I think I might try and get a couple more ranks up and then stop playing. I cba to invest enough time to get good 😭

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

saw someone on twitter say "oh this is the most broken move kunimitsu has" and then i couldnt find it so i played ranked instead

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

getting into Tekken is so funny because I've been playing a lot recently, been climbing ranked and labbing pretty often, and everything day I boot up this app and see a clip and go "what the fuck is that move" on my own damn character

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

do people not realise there are just people who don't drive ?
I just put my shopping in my backpack and maybe one carrier bag and I live in a city so it's walkable and close to just. go every other day ?

[Based in Christ @theistinthought]

Question to the ‘walkable city’ advocates who hate cars:

If you go to the grocery store and have eight bags (or even four bags) of groceries, how do you get them home? You push around a little cart or something? Sounds bad.

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

@pheebl_rambl happy anniversary! doesn't count as a first date though I think

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

@pheebl_rambl who did you go on a date with

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

@LucyGetsSilly I'm not playing with you so good luck

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

@LucyGetsSilly fuck off!!!!

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

im not saying this is any kind of achievement (i have no concept of tekken ranks) but its so funny how i just fucking keep finding new moves. help

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

@phoebiep_ thats a lie because i showed you at least one move

[WOKE | kelpie @kelpieTH]

@ThoughtsIzi ???? why