The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™

This is livin’ Barry | Life after cancer | That’s the Brand ™ |

[The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™ @KelReid3]

@hankgreen Before cancer I had severe hyperhidrosis in my hands and feet which completely disappeared during chemotherapy. It’s since come back in the last year but I didn’t sweat much even in the summer

[The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™ @KelReid3]

Does anyone else have absolute conniptions when they can’t finish the in flight meals? Sole mission for the flight failed. Left half a punnet of chocolate ice cream, fuming.

[The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™ @KelReid3]

Transiting through International terminals in the middle of the night is the closest thing we can get to opening an interdimensional vortex. Local time says it’s 1am, my body thinks it’s 3am, Spotify is playing nothing but Blondie’s Call Me

[The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™ @KelReid3]

Living in Australia includes living with some of the most amazing animals and plant life in the world.

It just also includes the mating call of a Koala, right outside your window in the middle of the night.

[The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™ @KelReid3]

@BadGrug Absolutely

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

“Bye Bye Boris, Boris Bye Bye” is being inadvertently blasted out on @GMB

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

INCREDIBLE SCENES

“THE BENNY HILL THEME TUNE” IS BEING BLASTED OUT ON SKY NEWS.

[The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™ @KelReid3]

Ever have one minor inconvenience after a long week that threatens to send you over the edge? Anyway @guzmanygomez not having barramundi anymore might just be it for me today guys why

[The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™ @KelReid3]

#existing

[The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™ @KelReid3]

The mood

[The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™ @KelReid3]

It’s time.

For tomorrow;

[The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™ @KelReid3]

Absolutely obsessed that the weather here has become jacket applicable

[The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™ @KelReid3]

@BadGrug feliz cumpleaños and salutations for the time ahead

[The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™ @KelReid3]

Sometimes there is no greater comfort than learning each of your coworkers is just as close to a mental crisis as you.

[The Dexamethas🫧ne Salami ™ @KelReid3]

New unhinged skill discovered: deleting emails in my sleep regardless of their importance.

[blakandblack @blakandblack]

Well FMD it seems that the Liberal knives are out for our Scotty … Liberal senator Concetta Fierravanti-Wells unloads on Scott Morrison in an adjournment speech this evening in the senate

A succinct history of the mongrel that is Morrison …

https://t.co/2YIPNGDNyN