Kelsie Smith

The good. The bad. And the epically awesome.

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

My toxic trait is that I think I’m tough enough to cover my body from head to toe in BioFreeze and handle the effects. #biofreeze

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

I deserve to be chased by someone who can handle the marathon and not give up in the first 100 meters.

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

I will never NOT share this.

[Mayhem @Mayhem]

I’m every kid at your wedding. I’m all sugar and no supervision. #WeddingsAreMayhem

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

Oh hey, it’s the one night of the year I use Twitter. #CMAS2021

[Scotty McCreery @ScottyMcCreery]

🍦🛻

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

Is it possible to listen to @ChrisStapleton songs for the first time and not get goosebumps?

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

Bypassing Christmas music today and going straight to Gospel.

Only God can get me through today.

#customerservice

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

I can handle stress at work OR I can handle stress in my life. I’m not entirely sure I can handle both.

God, ya girl needs a break.

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

Well well well, here we are a year later with a similar pain in the head. #sorrynotsorry #waupacaboatride

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

Alcohol is not a toy. #hungover #waupacaboatride

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

“Have a pleasant day” at the end of an email never actually means they wish you well.

It’s more along the lines of “go f*ck yourself with a cactus.”

#customerservice

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

Or the hassle of showering in the dark because they won’t come fix the light in your bathroom

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

@TouchTunes add Dicked Down In Dallas already.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

National treasure 3

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

@MikBodey I can’t say it better...

[Christopher C. Cuomo @ChrisCuomo]

Dont circulate the trump video. He is making it worse. On purpose. Other electeds must condemn his false fraud claims. He doesnt care. Do you?

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

The first person I hear complain about the snow plow drivers is getting slapped. You were sleeping and they were plowing. Be grateful or move.

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

To the mom traveling on her own with one toddler by the hand, one toddler in a stroller and with another baby in her belly at the Charlotte Airport... I see you, and you’re doing an amazing job.

[Jeff Dunham @jeffdunham]

Peanut attacked Jack! Check out the fun on my YouTube! https://t.co/N91t3UjUba

[Kelsie Smith @Kels25Ann]

Trying to clean with a dog in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.