Kelsey Warfield

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

“What’s it like to move to Chicago?”

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

Boarding a Southwest flight in Chicago: “What’s your number? Why the hell are you standing in the 10-15 spot when you’re 16?!”

Boarding a Southwest flight with people going home to Iowa: “Ope, I’m sorry. You’re 23, but I’m 12? It’s fine we’ll all get home either way.”

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

100% rooting for the bachelor who imitated Chris Farley in his intro video 😂😍 #TheBachelorette

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

A guy just asked me to send him a video so he could know what I sound like... this will be a funny memory some day when I’m happy and married with children. Today is not that day.

[The Dance Avenue @thedanceavenue]

Congratulations to TDA Alumni and Instructor, Kelsey Warfield on her graduation from Iowa State University today! Pretty sure she had the best graduation cap too! Way to go!! #weloveyoukelsey #booisthebest #tdafamily

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

My own mother waits weeks before telling me my room is messy. I’m so confused by what just happened.

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

This chick subleasing Morgan’s room just showed up to move in, before Morgan has moved out. And her mother has the audacity to tell me my room is messy.
1. I’m packing.
2. I’m hungover.
3. I DON’T KNOW YOU.

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

I’m not sure why I expected the professor to be on time for the final when she was late or not present for the rest of the semester 🙄

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

Janice’s Opinion On Men:

“They make everything tricky. Get your kid, and get out.”

Not all Janice-isms can be winners, but I do see her point.

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

A guy walks into the study space, sits at a table facing my general direction, stares at me for awhile, & then moves around the table to stare at the wall instead.

I’M REPELLING MEN I’VE NEVER EVEN SPOKEN TO NOW. What is wrong with me? Seriously, I’d love to know. 😅

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

24 years of the most relatable song ever written 😅 #thanksReba

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

“Grandma at least acknowledged she’s a fat-ist.” #MomQuotes 😂

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

I had a very strange dream last night involving this car, the Shadow, and County Line Dr. getting paved... if someone wanted to analyze me that’d be cool.

[ISU Seniors 2019 @ISUSeniors2019]

Another week, another Senior Package giveaway! Retweet this and be sure to give us a follow in order to be eligible. MUG DEALS INCLUDE:

Mug
Long Sleeve Seniors T-Shirt
Senior week bar deals
Free Food on Campus
Koozie
And more!

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

I’m watching Frozen for the first time, and I’m sorry, but I’m confused.

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

Remember the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus concert movie from 2008? Highly recommend watching it now. The fashion, innocent Miley, no one in the audience has a phone out...it’s all on point 👌🏼

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

13 minutes later a teacher has arrived 🙄

[Kelsey Warfield @KelseyAnneW]

I love that I’m on time for this 8:00 am every week, but the same can not be said for the instructors. 😒