Kelsey B. Miller

[Kelsey B. Miller @Kelseylady]

My husband just described life as "walking around until you get to eat again".

[Kelsey B. Miller @Kelseylady]

"Choking in jest, in general, not a great idea. You do it once, your success rate is 10%, twice negative 30.." #popcast #wednesdaywisdom

[Kelsey B. Miller @Kelseylady]

@julietlitman thank you for not-so-discretely trying to get Johnny bananas to bow out of the challenge. It's time.

[Kelsey B. Miller @Kelseylady]

@CailaQuinn I just used the word 'classy' more in one text thread than I have in my entire life while describing you on After Paradise.

[Kelsey B. Miller @Kelseylady]

Rules. https://t.co/iwQsawgNWh

[Kelsey B. Miller @Kelseylady]

Petty. https://t.co/K4S2bXjOkf

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

God sees us as we are, loves us as we are, and accepts us as we are. But by His grace, He does not leave us as we are.

[Emma Watson @EmmaWatson]

https://t.co/reqoA5nfFP ❤️

[Emma Watson @EmmaWatson]

#MLKDay

[Ryan Nelson @RyanJohnNelson]

Watching a raccoon accidentally dissolve his candyfloss in a puddle has really put my troubles in perspective. https://t.co/fmoRaxTAlV

[Kelsey B. Miller @Kelseylady]

@melisolshav raise your hand if you & @alexandretti stole GV TP on the reg. 🙋🏼

[Kelsey B. Miller @Kelseylady]

"When your theology becomes an obstacle for your mercy, your theology is wrong."

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Thanksgiving is in three days and we have a feeling you're really going to need this. https://t.co/we3DdtTOFN #SNL

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Have just heard that James S Potter has been Sorted (to nobody's surprise) into Gryffindor. Teddy Lupin (Head Boy, Hufflepuff) disappointed.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I'm in Edinburgh, so could somebody at King's Cross wish James S Potter good luck for me? He's starting at Hogwarts today. #BackToHogwarts

[Kelsey B. Miller @Kelseylady]

Looking forward to a lifetime of making funfetti birthday surprises for the love of my life. https://t.co/UXi8M9502s

[Kelsey B. Miller @Kelseylady]

@JordanDeanBaker @Reagantrose @EvanNobleBaker tell that wives tale to the bag of oils my mom bought me for Christmas 😒

[Kelsey B. Miller @Kelseylady]

Mini vacation to #SOHA 😎⛅️ #latergram #baecation https://t.co/VVsY7KhhSm

[Kelsey B. Miller @Kelseylady]

@Reagantrose 😂 in reference to what?