Kelsey Nussbaumer

just tryna ball with my bros

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[29 Year Old Napkin Destroyer @__godshapedhole]

It smells like wrong kitten in here

[ravn @mfnravn]

how tf y'all start a christmas song w "you better watch out" watch fucking what

[mau @rllydu]

go ahead and jump in the hotdog water since u wanna act like a weenie

[kendall @superiorsantina]

i hate when coworkers dont know the 1 slacker at a time rule like cmon bruh we cant ALL be bullshitting at the same time

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

Birds live all over the world actually

[Viral Toes @britneychanel0x]

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

I gotta get a family!!!

[shirt @waivemyfee]

“can you mix benadryl and alcohol” can you read a novel by the fire? can you stroll down the beach at sunset? come on

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

everyone is worried about Red 40 meanwhile she left me on Read 40 minutes ago

[Y @tinscognito__]

Salmon:

[mau @rllydu]

it seems like nobody wants a rollie, rollie, rollie with a dab of ranch anymore

[💰. @moneychas8nya]

Them canceling schools for tornados is crazy cuz they had us in the hallway face down ass up

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Wtf this gotta do with me?