Beans

Can hit the high C all night long

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

Saw Taylor Tomlinson tonight then did a few fireballs shots and ended the evening with chugging tomato soup. I love my life.

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

Sorry I also think it’s sad and comical men have done and do so much shit that’s anti-woman but what do they get mad about? Sports. We’re hanging on by a thread to our reproductive rights but ok

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

Seems like all of a sudden there’s a ton of vocal male advocates for “women’s rights”. Too bad they don’t say a damn thing unless it’s an opportunity to spew transphobic bullshit.

Also, there’s a big difference in questions and concerns vs being blatantly hateful.

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

I am so grateful for Curt knowing when I sleep 10 hours I’m going to wake up starving and always having breakfast ready to go for me. ❤️

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

The worst part of working for corporate America is not being able to tweet my best jokes. Maybe someday I’ll learn to make ~actually~ funny jokes that aren’t offensive or political.

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

Letterkenny really didn’t have to bless us with this International Women’s Day episode but damn I’m so glad they did. Incredible.

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

@ognovemberrain It’s really good!! And same!!!

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

@ognovemberrain Idk what Disney is doing these days but I sobbed the first time I watched Coco. And maybe the second and third time. 😂

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

@mchkmb Bella and bloom!

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

@Horse_Scrams She roasted me for tracking what I planted in each spot. Unbelievable.

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

Some of my bulbs have sprouted and I could not be more tickled. Never thought I’d get excited about gardening but I am THRILLED

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

Just wanna say when I was like 6 my mom took Lindsey and I to see Shaggy hahahahhahaha

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

every three months I think too hard about eating meat and realize how disgusting and inhumane it is then like two hours later I go to Taco Bell and order the Fat Fucking Idiot Combo with a Baja Blast and forget about it

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t feel like social media properly prepared me for Euphoria. Definitely one of the heaviest shows I’ve ever watched. I’m triggered by things I don’t even relate to 😂🥲

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

Yeah I contradicted my wishes with my last two tweets but I don’t think anyone that follows me expects anything well-thought or consistent out of me

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

I agreed to marry a giant Bengals fan because clearly his expectations aren’t too high now what the fuck do I do

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

I’m having a super bowl party if the Bengals win so please win Bengals I have 3 years worth of shit on my Pinterest appetizer board riding on this

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

@LunatikMedic Him and his accomplices (young slut puppies who did their best to distract) ran when they noticed we saw them

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

Just watched some dude try to roofie my fiancé at Standard Live. This is why I don’t go out anymore 🥴 what a fucking waste of a beer.

[Beans @Kelsodaboss]

Dead ass. I went to a second bar and watched a girl drop some shit in my drink I looked her in the eye and slid the drink across the table like I was done w it and her and her friends RAN. Why are ppl so fucking gross¿