Michael Kelsmo

Partime Model, Cop, Playboy Security, done it with every woman in Point Place, Wisconsin

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

They need to do a every that 70s show marathon! #whoswithme #EverySimpsonsEver #simpsonsmarathon

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

Fez had a sex dream about me, he had a sponge! @FezThat70s @Jackie70sShow

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

I fell off the water tower... Again... @kelso_70sShow @Jackie70sShow @FezThat70s @70sEricForman

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

Well I have to go take a shower, because @70sShowHyde sister was wearing a lot of perfume and was alll over me

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

@70sShowHyde @70sEricForman I have done both of your sisters.

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

Angie's so pretty, she's like...... Something else that's really pretty.

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

Hey guys I just made out with @that70s_Pam under the bleachers.

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

@Jackie70sShow you're beautiful untill you talk... Ask @70sShowHyde. He will back me up.

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

Story Time With Kelso: There was a science guy named Pavlov, who had a dog and everytime the dog rang a bell, old Pavlov would eat thn drool

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

If @RedTht70s catches me stealing his tools to save rabbits that @70sEricForman threw in a tree, I'm dead...

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

Just walked in on @Donna70sShow with out a shirt on.... Yes!!!!

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

Stay in school, kids. And don't end up like Kelso

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

This just in..... I'm Toasted. #baked #gone #whoneedsbraincells

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

I just want to pet @Bob_Pinciotti_ 's hair, it resembles a poodle I once had, it died in a big wheel accident.

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

@70sEricForman my brother just mentioned your nickname, Foreplay.

[Michael Kelsmo @KelsoDumbass]

Red keeps calling everyone else a dumbass when really, he is the dumbass.