Kelty Dewan

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

Or at least it resembles an egg #kay #imdone

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

I don't want to change my twitter profile picture because I honestly prefer the egg that is currently residing where my face should be....

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

Does anyone else look on their fb timeline at the years 2007-08 and just want to hide in a hole afterwards? #ido #embarassment #ohgod

[Laura @LauraLikesWine]

You could date or you could just die alone. Both options suck about the same amount.

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

Devastating day suffering the loss of my grandma. She was so brave and strong during her last few months, I love and will miss her greatly.

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

The amount of clothes I have is ridiculous. The amount of clothes I won't give up is even more ridiculous. #shoppingaddict #hoarder

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

So what's up with the girls who go to raves and wear pasties covering their nips? #haha #dontgetit #stayinclassy #scared

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

If you drive at night without headlights on..... You're the worst kind of person. #shakeshead

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

Your moms chest hair @HaileyKumar

[Laura @LauraLikesWine]

A new study has shown that bitchy women live longer than men who call them bitches.

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

Tragus piercing.....painful or not painful? #helpme #ohtwitterfollowers

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

I honestly hate facebook. Not sure why I have facebook.

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

Sometimes I have days called "Tequila shot days" today is that day....

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

Has had the most amazing past few days, don't think I could be any happier :) #fortunate

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I'd love to find someone special, but then I wouldn't have time for all the not-so-special someones.

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

@HaileyKumar bachelor night success! Complete with slurpees and candy! Yum.

[Laura @LauraLikesWine]

Anyone know where to buy a Christmas stocking large enough for Santa to fit Chris Hemsworth in there?

[Canadian Problems @CanadianProbz]

How many times are you supposed to thank someone for holding the door for you multiple times when walking behind them? #canadianprobz

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

So sad that my teenage celebrity crush has died #RIP #PaulWalker

[Kelty Dewan @KeltyMorgan]

When someone says "you look tired today" it pretty much means you look like shit. Haha thanks...