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[Future Ex @bryoshavin]

Ona weekend imefika na huna boardgames za road trips, house parties, picnics etc...get yourself one of these games from yours truly 😀.. kindly RT

[Future Ex @bryoshavin]

Yes! Hence why I'm selling all these games and more 😅

[The Mayor @themayor_ke]

When Uhuru left power, NSSF was at flat rate of KSh 200. For Ruto, it's 6% on the employer side and 6% on the employee side.

When Uhuru was leaving power, the dollar was KSh 118. Ruto took it to 160 and brought it down to 129.

When Uhuru was leaving power, petrol was going for KSh 158 with subsidy. Ruto took it to 217, brought it down to 178, and now it’s at 198 with subsidy.

When Uhuru was leaving power, the maximum NHIF contribution was KSh 1,700. For Ruto, it's 2.75% of your salary.

During Uhuru’s time, KSh 100 would give you about 6 KPLC units of tokens, but under Ruto you now get about 3 units for the same amount.

During Uhuru’s time, VAT across key sectors was 8%, but under Ruto it has gone up to 16%.

For Uhuru, affordable housing meant no deductions on your payslip, but under Ruto, you now have an additional mandatory deduction.

Despite all this, borrowing hasn’t stopped. In fact, it has picked up.

So, how has Ruto reduced the cost of living ?🤔

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

How to win in life every time‼️

[Gary Al-Smith @garyalsmith]

Two years ago, today.

When Brazilian channel TV Globo caught this live: a young Fluminense fan's sashaying emotions - from despair to dizzy, delirious tears - as the 99th minute winning goal went in. ❤️

[Kennaz @kennaz_]

Hio team ikidrop from top of the table, we'll eat good

[BROCCOLI @Kelvacci]

@utdreport Kobbie?

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

It's deep.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Another reason why men live shorter. 😂

[Ohta Ryota ���🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Have you all seen how politicians have nothing to attack @dkmaraga & @OkiyaOmtatah with? That is what integrity looks like. That they can call Ruto a killer and he can not respond because he has no dirt on them. But wengine wanataka wakora kama akina Rigathi na Matiang'i

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

The things you used to criticize as a child have now become your life. I hope by now you see why your aunt was unmarried by 30 & why your uncle ditched the family. I hope you see why your parents were always broke & why they were so protective of you. I hope by now you see why your girl left for a rich guy.

A thread.🧵

[Kelvin N @NdemoKelvin]

Tunaunda a parallel open sourced tallying center pahali imefikia, am struggling though how we will verify the authenticity of the documents

Ideas?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Marcus Rashford, Antony, Alejandro Garnacho, Tyrell Malacia, Jadon Sancho have all informed Manchester United they wish to leave.

Man Utd have delayed their return date until later in July to allow them time to explore solutions further.

[TAZ 🌪️ @TazxTaz_]

This is what white people did to black people…. And it still shows in a lot of us unfortunately…

[H @hr_wfc]

This was a great derby when you were a child

[MISS CONGO 🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩 @abcdrih]

we used to write essays by hand you know… 😭😭😭

[Future Ex @bryoshavin]

The offer on these iPhone covers is still on

[Future Ex @bryoshavin]

The offer on these iPhone covers is still on

[Radu Cristian @raducrisanx]

Most expensive CB in history? - Liverpool

Most expensive GK in history? - Liverpool

Most expensive player in PL history? - Liverpool

Team “ruining” the game with infinite money? - City 🤡🤡🤡

[Future Ex @bryoshavin]

Kindly retweet my customer could be on your TL