Stephen Melling

Writer of numerous unfinished stories, novels, poems and screenplays. All views expressed are non-negotiable.

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@basilthegreat @YoungBobTPUK Our police are massive cowards.

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@backendoc Right now you might be annoyed, in 10 years you'll treasure it.

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@kindnessSharon Roof slater's nail bag

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Inside Number 9

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@libsoftiktok Absolute animals.

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@AmazonUK Lovely surprise from Amazon. Opened my package expecting my new Magic Mouse for my Mac and instead found a tin of sardines inside. Nice employees, Amazon.

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Torch and iPhone shoot the moon.

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@Casshibra @AmOrnith Tits. Duck eggs. Yellow-bellied Sap suckers. Mmmm. Also, my parents called out first Budgie 'Little Willy'

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@Pjmimages Gorgeous pic.

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@david_r_morgan I don't know personally anyone that died from COVID but I know a few who died unexpectedly of heart related incidents.

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The Deadly Mantis. https://t.co/8y8vELE6Es via @YouTube

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@nicholasroyle Not quite the same brutalist effect since they erected safety fencing and gave it a kick of paint.

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@userbits Stephen King here looks like he lost narrowly in an audition won by Gunnar Hanson.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

The Prime Minister has just posted a new video - telling us with a big fat smile on his face that his plan is working. Tell that to the 14 million people now living in poverty & the kids eating out of bins!

If you share my rage RT this widely

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Unlucky for some.

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@brooligan Still have my signed copy! Woolworth’s cafe.

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@Parody_PM Fiddlers on the hoof.

[Mark Chadbourn @Chadbourn]

Why everyone should read books.

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@brooligan @ohsinnerman I see the Ymir sits high.

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I beg to feckin’ differ…😉

[Discover Magazine @DiscoverMag]

Swearing could actually be an emotional release valve and studies show that people who swear like a sailor are more honest and more intelligent. https://t.co/e3JUgX0lgV