Kelza_

Plumber, Gym goer and sometimes bad at video games

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@thegarybrecka If you optimise your hormones you don’t need booze to do any of this

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@FakeJ00712 How has the matchmaking been?

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@pYp3zZPlays @Vasifyy 😂

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I’ve got zero interest in CoD and haven’t seen the new one, but if they want to make a good game just do the opposite of what the movement rebirth crowd want. They cheat, fucking cry about everything and make the game suck for everyone else. Absolute cancer

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@Vasifyy Games all yours. When your balls drop one day we should squad up

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Cut out an old brick cupboard. This is where the sauna is going to go. Gonna gut the bathroom soon and start again. Home was built in 71 and needs a bit of love.
It’s good to be back

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@ASHMAN5544 I’m happy you are having fun Ash.
I just feel like I’ve been stung one too many times at this point

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@SeanCasGamer It’s PC mate. A conscious decision was made to sacrifice PC so console players enjoy it. Only the good players play on PC so normal employed people get wrecked

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@Desertrat_84 I just read a movement dork cry about it.
I’ve had zero interest in CoD but maybe this one might actually be made for people with jobs

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@nikitabier @pitdesi Do you still work for X? At the very least you should be in charge of PR or something on here

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@FPSBoomerYT 😂
Obviously I’m happily married, but women don’t talk to me now like I’ve just recently been diagnosed with Ebola.

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Getting fit, strong and eating healthy is a cheat code

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@FPSBoomerYT As an unexpected surprise people also treat you different.

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@Von_List_427vr2 I had so much fun with Cold War. Loved the vibe and gameplay. Movement didn’t feel mental.

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@nikitabier @farzyness Cancer is cured?

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@AntiDoc What are the results?

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@FakeJ00712 Keep upsetting them. This is entertaining

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@FPSBoomerYT Update for you. My body fat has my brain in full panic mode atm. I’m thinking about foods I haven’t eaten in years

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Every health expert says to stop eating several hours before bed. I hated this idea because food is delicious. I started a few weeks ago and you actually do get used to it. There were tantrums along the way but no food after 7pm

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@FPSBoomerYT Oh man, that’s been happening for a few years now. I try hydrate correctly but I’m up every few hours as well.
The old man’s lament