Jake Kemp

Writer | MFA TX State ‘21 | Lapsed sports journalist | friends don’t let friends get friends haircuts

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So apparently I’m going to be a Dad.

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@DubDotDUBBY @TrapMoneyWan Southern Miss or ULM

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@EverythingRebs They have a favorable path but not the easiest, either. They have been impressive regardless. That’s about all there is to it.

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@vermilionpixie

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@nick_underhill @JohnJHendrix

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@BarstoolBigCat Nope

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Yeah man fuck Tracy Morgan.

[Variety @Variety]

Tracy Morgan says he “can’t stand teachers” because “they have a limit... that’s all they’re ever going to be.”

Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: https://t.co/jrgGNUTCmX

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@datboywolf no Olave and no Tyson Week 1 gonna hit like a shotgun blast to the chest

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@Renn_on_twtt Mf got dynamite in that right hand

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If they lose this game tonight…that whole fan base is going to absolutely lose their minds

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The Knicks are up 2-0 in the Finals

Their fans are already singing We Are The Champions

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7:30 CST and 8:30 EST on a Monday

Has Adam Silver lost his fucking mind

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@TheDegenWeekly Eh. Probably has more to do with the fact the Knicks haven’t won a title in 50 years. If the Yanks went that long without one, you’d probably see something close to this. Yanks and Knicks are the fandoms tho

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@DubDotDUBBY 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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@SwiftYouTube_

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@Akumabat Yall mfs stay miserable 💀💀

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@datboywolf Facts. Big Mac falls apart after 1 bite. No thanks. Gimme the Whopper + Cheese every time

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@LordBalvin It’s not just this app. It’s gamers in general. Spoiled ass mfs

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Their home field turf

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The 2026 New York Giants:

QB Jaxson Dart
RB Cam Skattebo
WR Malik Nabers
WR Odell Beckham Jr.
TE Isaiah Likely

Who's stopping this offense? 🔥

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@thebriannaaaa Spurs are currently the Vegas favorite lol

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@KinaMagica He’s not going to be alive lmao