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man, this burrito is delicious, but boy is it filling

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Leave people better than you found them

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@byAlexHalverson lol I'm still gone. literally just had to tweet that.

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Netflix's #1 flaw: it doesn't provide the YouTube trailer

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Does anyone else realize that Gucci Mane came out with 91 albums in 2015

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kinda an adult/kinda still drive all the way to Yakima just to go to the dentist cuz i only trust my mom to make those appointments for me

[sex with my partner is divine i feel god when they @clitsimulation]

I made this instead of working on my 14 page essay I have to write

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Here's an idea @Gatorade: target your commercials towards hungover colleges students because hands down they are your biggest consumer

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@Brandon_Allan_A This is also true

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@Brandon_Allan_A This is true. T'was just an exaggeration of the stereotype 😂

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Other schools: omg it's 4/20 should we like skip school all day and get high!?!

Western: *takes bong rip* yo dude you ready to go to class?

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does the keep to the right while walking rule no longer apply or am I the only one who follows it

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Waiting for bae to text you back like...💤💤💤 @cluffDallin

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

Kung Fu Kenny.

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

MEET DEBRA, WHEN HER OWNERS GO OUT OF TOWN SHE BAKES COOKiES AND SELLS THEM TO ALL THE DOGS iN THE NEiGHBORHOOD ... EVERY SiNGLE DOG

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Kung Fu Kenny, now

[Washington Women’s Basketball @UW_WBB]

Kelsey Plum has been selected as the No. 1 overall pick in the 2017 WNBA Draft by the San Antonio Stars. #PlumsPursuit

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I re-downloaded Twitter just to tweet this. Go Huskies amirite @Blake_Collier2? @colemorgan0

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@JensenCarrie LMFAO okay but really what kind of delivery guy is that chapped hahaha

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LSAB IDFWU

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@lexrufus yo I could see you owning every color

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Someone tell me why Siri's sarcasm is 11/10 times better than mine...