Kenny rubino

7/20/16 the day I began using Twitter again

[Kenny rubino @kenDoggingit]

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@BarstoolBigCat 93

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Not sure which twisted the knife more for me, the woman who tried to start a clap and cheered when our 3 hr delayed plane landed at 2:30 AM, or the Uber driver asking me about work at 3:30 AM

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@lilsasquatch66 lil Sas the dude just doesn’t miss!

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

🚨 RT TO VOTE JULIUS RANDLE FOR #NBAALLSTAR

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@theReal_GP 3 pepper Colby jack is my new goat

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@nicolelelacheur Hgtv for me.. at the point I could tell you backsplash style and color of any couples home based on a picture of their face if they appeared on any show the network has

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People who keep jogging in place when they get to an intersection <<<<

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@JLuc34 Cc @ryantoe214

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That’s billions of mosquito deaths unaccounted for because of quarantine #timetopanick

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what if mosquitoes take over cuz of quarantine. I’m only one man and I swat 100’s of skeetos to their death a summer. Even when you factor in my athletic prowess and the fact they are extra attracted to my sweet Italian blood, Gotta figure on average 20 skeeto kills for gen pop

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Just googled if you can make your Bitmoji shirtless. Additional context not needed

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@wolf_katherine Idk, I’m just speculating that if it were in my room it just wouldn’t look like that. You should get one though and let me know the review, cuz I’m so shamefully into them too haha

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@wolf_katherine Because if they actually work like they look in those videos then they are so sick

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@bigmood_23 Hahaha I was literally going to say you were roasting yogurt and the people who eat it like 3 days ago.. I just assumed you were lying on Twitter again

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@nicolelelacheur My roommate @bigmood_23 said this exact thing this morning

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@bigmood_23 I don’t understand people who don’t like making their bed. That’s a trash take. #contentkings

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@conAIR32345 You can post pictures on Twitter?!? Shit you might be right, Twitter stock on the rise

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@conAIR32345 You sound super ugly