Kenia Mattis

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[Kenia Mattis @KeniaMattis]

5 trees every Jamaican yard should have:
1. Mango (extra points for St. Julian)
2. Breadfruit (roast, fry, boil, flour)
3. Ackee (because)
4. Coconut (for milk, oil, water, jelly)
5. Lime (drinks, dessert, medicine)

Source: Grandma

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@MarlonJames5 but my country is 🇯🇲 😭😭

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Good news! I got my Jamaican e-sim card in just 5 days, after going to the store 3 times!

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Bare minimum customer service is a competitive advantage in Jamaica.

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That earthquake was vigorous 🫨

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Anyone has a working number for Coconut Board? Pleasant good morning.

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No sah. Is a prophetic word mi get when I fix the water heater the other day. Cause cold water + cold front woulda ☠️ me.

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I just asked somebody if she know Sly and Robbie. She asked 'No, when did that come out?'

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Adults on my team don't know what is 'A Beautiful Mind'! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@JustineHenzell He was over 25.

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Uber driver doesn't know who Sly and Robbie are. Pretty sure that's worth one star. #RIPSly

[Jamaica Observer @JamaicaObserver]

Sly Dunbar, the legendary Jamaican drummer who gained fame as a member of the production duo Sly & Robbie, has died.

Observer Online understands that Dunbar passed away on Monday morning. He was 73.
https://t.co/BhNmU4UYNB

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Could this be the year?

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The devil and his wife are having trouble at home.

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It is my considered opinion that Devon House patty should be served on a plate with silverware. Not in a bag.

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@YaniqueJLambert You check Ammar's?

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@gscottnick so we jus doom den?

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Unpopular opinion: Election day should be treated as a national event. Event companies could consult on making it > smooth & easy flowing. I saw people leave cuz they stood waiting 2 long . A few things could improve: 🧵

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Arrival time at polling station: 8:04 am
No. Of lines: 5
Wait time: 55 minutes
Start vote: 8:59 am
Finish vote: 9:03 am

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@redrory ok so hour and a half

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@JustineHenzell @jaftaonline @nadeanrawlins @epicmayers You stirred us to become an organized, productive community. Gently nudged us to do what we thought was beyond possible. Thank you 🙏🏽

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4. There was limited shade from the sun where we were, and not much breeze. For midday voters, that will be a sticky situation. If ppl were > comfortable they may be less likely to leave.

Anyway just some random thoughts. Still recommend 10/10.
Feels great to participate.

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3. Chairs while waiting for an hour would be nice.