𝔎𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦

;flashbacksofhowyouleftme

[𝔎𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦 @Kenimeme]

I’ll cherish this video forever
#northernlightstour #teamsesh

[menace @Kroniebits]

How much would I have to drink for a mosquito to instantly die from alcohol poisoning when it bites me

[kat @WETTOinthatTRX]

I BEEN FEELIN DEAD I BEEN FEELIN EMPTY EVEN THO MY CUP RUNNETH OVER AND MY CUP IS PLENTY

[kat @WETTOinthatTRX]

PINK CAMO FOR GREYDAY GUYS EVERYONE WEAR PINK CAMO

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

somebody said mordecai & rigby would’ve loved 67 & their so right 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"My intention is to grow with the company"

Receives a job offer with higher pay;

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

[PC Philanthropy @PcPhilanthropy]

Oh, you’re good with computers? When we’re done with Christmas dinner can you take a look at my laptop? I can’t figure out why it’s so slow!

[Benny Blanco @Benny_Blanco40]

Love it when you’re opening a present that says “Love from Mum and Dad" and you know that your Dad has absolutely no idea what the fuck it is.

[Ｋａｔｉｅ🌱🚜 @ktwagie]

"So crazy they make you work on Christmas" - customer in the store buying shit

[𝒩.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me watching someone who makes 3 times my salary struggle to save a PDF

[fel @bladeegirll]

if i was a mushroom i'd be like fuck my fungus life

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

life is starting to feel like this scene from icarly

[rory✧.* @ravagepill]

This time was the closest humanity ever came to world peace

[kendall @superiorsantina]

i hate when coworkers dont know the 1 slacker at a time rule like cmon bruh we cant ALL be bullshitting at the same time