Ken Karson

Blowin' your mind up with vacant wisdom from America's favorite golden boy, the original boy toy. You're goin' down Seacrest!!!

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I was born to be mild...

[Ken Karson @KenKarson]

Love the way my pink polos match my girlfriends corvette!

[Ken Karson @KenKarson]

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to ride a bike without knees.

[Ken Karson @KenKarson]

In the immortal words of Kenny Powers, "I'm a bulletproof tiger!"

[Ken Karson @KenKarson]

Stock up on ascots. They're definitely coming back!

[Ken Karson @KenKarson]

Is it possible to feel phantom limb from an appendage I've never possessed?