@FedExHelp I was hoping FedEx would fix their mistake and dispose of this for me, but I had no luck calling customer service. Looking forward to disposing of this myself at 38 weeks pregnant.
If you or anyone in your life would like to make a pregnant woman vomit, please just order something perishable that ships via @FedEx. You’ll get it delivered about two weeks after @FedEx confirms it has been lost and assures you they will dispose of it themselves, if found.
@FedExHelp That already happened almost two weeks ago. I was told this package was confirmed lost at the origin facility and was assured that, if found, it would be disposed of and not shipped to me. Instead, it’s on my porch covered in flies and FedEx won’t come get it
Posting from the parking lot of @homedepot where I was just publicly accused of shoplifting, told I was banned for life, and asked to accompany two men to the back office. They asked me… https://t.co/o5Pg6jVcWQ