Governor 048

Uoga, Umaskini. Ujasiri, Utajiri.

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

@Maryian96 @themayor_ke You hype the alligator for nothing. His goose is already cooked. Let him continue yapping.

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

@AlinurMohamed_ Any sane being can never support anything fronted by this Alligator. Better Ruto mara fifty.

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

At an interval of almost less than 3 minutes I could feel the urge of driving buana. I couldn't sit in the room. The toilet was my safest place ama ningechafua manguo zaidi. I think this brand of alcohol was banned that same week ilitaka kutupeleka sayuni 😭
Wueh 🙌😭😭😭

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

Many at times I see drunkards talking about how deadly the "Simba waragi" from Uganda were back then , the brand that crosses my mind is this Kenyan one - Legend brandy. I think it was banned in 2018 immediately after the government realized that it was easily duplicated.

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

Immediately I woke and sat down , I felt some deep pain in my stomach. I rushed to the latrines to ease myself. Buana hiyo siku nilipupuu. I think kuendesha can't describe that situation. Nilihara literally. Had to sit next to the toilets at Alexandria residences

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

At 10am the following day , my girlfriend wakes me up and gives me her phone with a sad face. She had recorded me being lifted to our room. Touching my trousers , wet. I had urinated on myself and the bedding. 😭😭😭
My girlfriend felt embarrassed.

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

Musa akaanguka chini buana. The other niggas who never went to town hawajui anything and they're laughing at my Bois who have black outed. Mimi kuona meza imeandaliwa na "officer's choice" whisky si nikaanza Tena kunywa. I didn't know I was worsening the situation.

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

Kumbe hao wengine remained behind. Music was so loud and kila kitu was fine. Bois dancing to the tunes of "if you have me raptured around your little finger you're wrong .... Don't come back" 😂😂😂. Three of the Bois are still in black out. Musa and I tunaingia kuserereka bado

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

It's midnight and Musa and I have to organize for a taxi home. A taxi that would accommodate the five of us. Everything went on well until we reached safely. Some of our friends had remained behind, went to AFCO and bought their drinks over there. As my inner circle went to town,

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

I couldn't resist, he was a bouncer doing his job. He removed me outside as well. Kina Elly , Elijah and Elias were brought outside as well and the bouncer warned us against going back to the club. I discussed with Musa what to do and it was obvious- we had to go home.

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

A well built man with everything big , starting from head to toe arrived and without a second thought , lifted Musa out- the guy I believed would protect us. Can you imagine your only savior being taken out ! I was terrified and knew next was me. The guy came back for me

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

Violent after drinking. Many at times he would never tolerate anyone trying to confront the Bois. He was always ready to start a fight with anyone who does that. This was not a usual day out for the Bois. Three of us are already down and I'm only left with Musa.

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

Checking besides me, Elly was shaking. Elijah on the other hand was closing his eyes. Pombe had never messed up with my Bois like it was happening on that day. The only nigga remaining was Musa to help me in the "rescue mission". Musa was our body guard because he would always be

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

Having done all that , Bois were never "swallowing" this thing like the normal days. All were reluctant. What followed was Elias vomiting. Elias was a renown master who had never vomited pombe. I immediately suspected something wasn't right with the alcohol.

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

After the "prayers" all the Bois chanted "Amen" and it was time to serereka. Legend brandy of that day never tasted as usual. Ilikuwa Kali to the extreme. Bois were reluctant to take it. We diluted it with too much water for us to be able to take it. You know men must TRY

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

Si we decided to quench our thirsts, lubricating our throats pole pole. One of my friends, Elias - the master who would always "open" for us mzinga did his thing and he poured a little on the mzinga's cap , closed his eyes and murmured kidogo ( maombi)

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

I see nowadays they pick the matts hapo Bomas. So Bois went to town, went straight to Farmers' club hapo karibu na stage ya kati kati. We ordered 4 mzingas of Legend brandy and as usual our chaser- lukewarm water ndio tusichome moyo 😂😂😂

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

A fine Friday evening, Bois thought it wise to organize a bash for one of us to celebrate his b/day. Fast forward , we left our residences , met at the campus' gate A for Nyeri town. Those who had been to DeKUT before 2020 would only pick a mat to town at the main gate

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

So in my circle of Bois, we used to buy "legend brandy" mzinga - 750 ml because it was affordable. You understand comrades' life - they like cheap things. Mzinga would cost only ksh 650 and our chaser would be lukewarm water found readily at the taps in our residence.

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

Just before we continue , to "black out , means kuzima. It means being getting carried away by alcohol and you can't know or reason out by yourself and therefore someone must step in to assist in your safety and the safety of your pockets.

[Governor 048 @Kenneth61235]

This means those who "black outed" would be my responsibility. My circle bestowed trust and respect to me because they had never seen me "black out". They would hand over their house door keys , money and their phones to me immediately we began drinking.