Kenny Mburu

I'd rather sacrifice for the greater good

[Kenny Mburu @Kenny_mburu]

@MarigaThoithi Investing in a certain local sacco, it ended in tears... Everytime I imagine my money is fuelling some scammer's benz, naisha nguvu magoti

[Kenya Digest @Kenya_Digest]

'Kitu real hii dunia ni mwezi na jua.'

Kenyans shocked after an unedited video shows gospel and celebrity couple Kabi Wa Jesus and his wife Milly Wa Jesus using sliced onions to force tears to come out during a podcast.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

I bear no knowledge on the nitty gritties btwn Morara and the mother of his children

“Shit happens”

I can vouch solemnly on the following

When Morara was living in Kawangware, Soko Mjinga, the most wretched section of the shanty estate

Getting Avocado at 5 bob from Kisii and selling at 15 for survival,

When his political streak began to stir, traveling all the way to North Eastern to show us the tumetenga, ikazima episodes that endeared him to the masses

When he was being arrested and missing for days,

When he started his furniture and Car Biz, when we limad him as mole

It is this woman who was by his side. Mapenzi huwezi lazimisha so kama ili isha, inakubalika

Kama he was just sampling, that is universal primal male tendency

Hata sisi we have been sampled. But you never ditch your family for a fling

Mbadi saizo tuko VIP suite imperial kisumu, Bibi akipiga, anaenda kushika hukooo, conference room

Sai ni Mimi niko perepere online while the wife ako na GSU as security as wife of CS

That woman was with him when he was nothing but a sycophant of Raila, you get?

Hivi mnachocha Kebaso is the same way you did Kairo, Samidoh and it never ended well. For them

Morara is a young man with political aspirations, but let him learn from akina Ruto, Kibaki and Wamboi but Lucy was IT, Clinton and Lewadosky but Hilary remained, Sudi, Khalwale, the list is endless

Oa wa Pili, kula nje BUT NEVER DISRESPECT your family especially if you want to venture into politics

Standing by your family that was there when you weren’t shit denotes stability, tenets and values, masculinity, strength

“Kama familia imekushinda, ni … utaweza”

It purveys that you can make vows and promises and stand by them. Mkishindwa kukaa, part amicably

Do not show madharau Tik Tok. She is still the mother of your kids na anajua siri zako

Morara, glad you found “happiness”

But mama watoto pea heshima zake. Bora haku ua mtu, for the sake of mahali mumetoka

And your children 🫶🙏🏽. The rest ka child support mtatue na wazee amicably

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Huyo dem ameshuka hapo nyuma si kila mtu anamjua?

[Kenny Mburu @Kenny_mburu]

@NytoP2PMwangi Sharp boys everywhere , ni ukuwe mjanja hii taon

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

Someone owes you money and they’re busy posting low quality travel vlogs watching rugby in South Africa. People do fake a lot!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

one of the healthiest habits you can develop is learning not to talk too much

[Self Upgrade @selfupgrade222]

KNOW SOMEONE'S CHARACTER WITHOUT THEM KNOWING:

1. Life status - Seen from their shoes.

2. Discipline - Seen from their nails.

3. Family background - Seen from how they sit.

4. Attitude - Seen from the corner of the eye.

5. Personality - Seen from how they laugh.

6. Self confidence - Seen from how they walk.

7. Loyalty - Seen from how they look at their partner.

8. Intelligence - Seen from how they listen.

9. Maturity - Seen from how they argue.

10. Respect - Seen from how they treat people who can't help them.

[Humble African. @AzimOscar]

Kwani ni mbaya sana hivo maguys, jana supermarket kuna morio alikua amebeba unga ya jogoo 2kg kwa line ya kulipa. Akifikiwa anaambia mwenye ako nyuma apite, only to realise that the dude was locked in aviator. Paid for my stuff and went. Kidogo nikiingia kwa gari naona jamaa anatokea mkono tupu. I guess one family slept hungry yesterday.

[Junkyard diver @Anto_mbuguaa]

My rich pal amekuja na kama sigisteen baddies park and chill ananiita kando tushikane mabega tubuy drinks …saa hizo niko na wan fifte mbele nyuma yeye akasema ako na 10k abuy grants tatu nibuy mbili… long story short ameniekea nikaja na kc ginger kumi baddies wanateremsha ajab

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

RULES WHISPERED IN RICH FAMILIES
1. Never look expensive, look unbothered
2. Don’t explain yourself, power never over‑explains
3. Keep assets boring and pleasures private
4. Learn which laws matter and which ones are for poor people only
5. Never fall in love before you understand leverage
6. Your surname opens doors, don’t embarrass it
7. Cash is for emergencies, credit is for opportunities
8. Friends are categorized: useful, neutral, entertainment

[member of Hamas🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @kwets11]

But as soon as this man, gets a little pussy on the side for himself as a reward for taking care of everybody, all hell breaks loose.✋🏾😭

[Siji Oladeji @Lightgang_]

The modern man must conquer lust and laziness. Otherwise, he is doomed.

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Alafu we ukipata shortcut we changamkia,,,,bidii achia Millenials na Waluhya

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

i think you’re born twice

the first time by your mother

the second by yourself

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

This man in a denim Shirt His name is Nyariana Oyange. Last Month, He buried his mother & brother the same Day now a month later He is also dead. The brother died from an accident when the mother was informed, She collapsed & died they were buried on the same day. Shockingly, I'm informed Now it's again a month later, he has also died in a road accident. Now the whole family is gone just like that in a span of two months. So sad, pole to the family. They ail from Nyamesocho Bomachoge Borabu, Between Magena & nyangusu Kisii County.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

unlearn shame. all forms of shame: unemployment, illness, vulnerability, longing, desire, errors, failures. you do not need to feel ashamed of what you are experiencing or living. freedom and shame cannot coexist.

[Tylermckenzieco @kenzsinterlude]

Ppl will cast spells on you for you to over share so they know what to attack in your life. Hear me clearly… protect your privacy.

[⛧ @death333wish]

I've went outside, worked jobs, went to parties, bars, restaurants. Dated, made friends. I tried all the normie activities. I hate it all. I really don't like this world. There is something missing. I feel a major disconnection.

[Natism @Natism]

Your ancestors didn't call it Neurodivergent. They called you the Seer. The Healer. The One Who Knows. Reclaim that.