KennyJeee

Novelty acct. all tweets are fictional

[KennyJeee @KennyJeee]

@kbmtsew @Brandleakage @AFpost He's not crying

[KennyJeee @KennyJeee]

Art of war was one of the most valuable reads of my 20s why is it not taught in school just like Shakespeare

[KennyJeee @KennyJeee]

Damn. They don't make em like they used to

[KennyJeee @KennyJeee]

Sous vide ✔️
Vitamix ✔️
Twin gear juicer ✔️
Crock pot✔️
Instant pot✔️
Cast iron collection ✔️
Carbon steel wok✔️
Plancha ✔️

Just need a bamboo dumpling steamer, a dehydrator, and a kitchen aid stand mixer.

Dream kitchen coming along nicely. 22 year old me would be proud😁

[The Food Alchemist Kirsti👩🏽‍🍳✨ @CastIronWench]

3 years of testing. And I think I’ve got my technique finally down. 🥹

[ MAJひ⁶𓅓 @ykmaj6]

F*cked Around & Used All My Sick Days, Now I Gotta Call In Dead

[KennyJeee @KennyJeee]

@nancyrobless Damn 2 outta 3 returned to like this, you got a 66% return rate 😂. Not bad

[KennyJeee @KennyJeee]

@offtheshitss Damn that's super cool foreal. No wonder you're so right-brained

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

The United States we know today was built with the labor of enslaved Black Americans. The last were not freed (officially) until 19 June 1865. Let us celebrate— and never forget.

[Speed 🥀 @_speediskeyy]

I SAID we supposed to be saving our money!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tomorrow will be the first sunrise of the rest of ur life – make it what u want

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

14. I’m sick to my stomach.

[special k🍓 @KettyBitch]

Always having something to look forward to is key

[KennyJeee @KennyJeee]

@gutiknows46 Lmao how did they figure that one out???

[KennyJeee @KennyJeee]

Same bar different night. Kid rocks is by far the best in this town idk what thrillest was thinking not including it on their list.

[KennyJeee @KennyJeee]

New Orleans, Louisiana is the most unique city in the nation change my mind.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in