Kenny Glessner

He did his best.

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

@k_rrin BABY!

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

It's that time of year where I'm subjected to posts of people throwing random uncooked pasta, potatoes, raw vegetables, and a can of soup into a crock pot tagging #cheflife 🫣

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

Tucking @k_rrin into bed like, "goodnight my little ____"

[Wreckno 🦋 @wreckno]

Beyonddddd deserved. Man’s has been CARRYING in this scene for years, way before it was even cool or industry accepted to be out and proud. Not to mention the amount of people he has helped bring up with him. We love you forever G. Thank you for everything 🩷🫡

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

Sick sick sick

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

My skin is burnt, my feet are more like hooves, and after two showers I'm still finding sand in strange places. But tonight is Skrillex and Calvin Harris so FULL SEND SUNDAY lfgoooo

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

🖼️ (1/3)

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

Coming at my line cooks with a 30 ingredient, 8 hour prep, 19 minutes + 6 sautee pan pickup that I envisioned while doing mushrooms in Oregon. Then I'm peacing out for the weekend.

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

@kambiiiii @k_rrin

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

My man @chaddleboat and I have had this bit going for so many years because he once asked me what kind of Pokémon he would be. Answer remains the same.

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

HR coming along telling me that management is to take sexual harrasment course. I get it. But now they want me to take a course on menu allergens, lady I wrote the fuckin book??

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

@welbiekilliams Giiiirl that makes my whole damn week. 🥰 I'm a sucker for potatoes and gravy.

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

Working like a dog, drinking like a fish, laying low and looking out for numero uno. If I've been blowing you off it's because I'm scraping together all the emotional energy I have to text my mom back next week, so fuck off.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

bro are you seriously donning your gay apparel right now

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

"The name is Chef, but my friends all call me Umami Salami."

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

I love the holidays because if you go on a small bender people are like "oh yeah, holidays are tough on everyone" and you can be like "yeah totally.." and order another.

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

At what age does a cooler become an "ice chest"? Discuss.

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

I came here to do two things: Drink PBR and… ok I came here to do one thing

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Donald Trump is banned from Ba Sing Se.

[Kenny Glessner @KennyOplenty]

"Look to my coming, on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the East." - Erin Betts