Me: I earn Β£100k
HMRC: Thatβs nice, weβll take Β£45k
Me: I bought a car
HMRC: VAT applied
Me: I want to gift my kid Β£5k
HMRC: Taxed
Me: I made money from crypto
HMRC: You mean we made money
Me: I made Β£50 profit on Vinted
HMRC: Thatβs income. Tax it
Me: I bought a house
HMRC: Stamp duty please
Me: I want to retire
HMRC: Pay tax on your pension
@UlokoDaniella Slay in black hun!!
We're not strict on colour in my team although dark colours are advised esp if you're on roaming camera. Wearing their t-shirt every Sunday might be optional too so ask them.
@FollyFlo1 I shocked sis π€£π€£
BBN fans are something else... What's funny is that I've never commented or interacted with the person on here. I asked grok π€
@GoddessMosun @SwedishLovee Listen to what he is saying (& have said inside of the house)! The understanding btwn Dede and Jason from the get go meant nothing would have supped btwn them but a very close friendship... they would not have messed up as bad as they did (ESPECIALLY Jason) π
@Usmanashafe What's annoying to me is that Imisi NEVER actually said she was poor or play the "poverty/woe is me" card (unless I missed it). People (especially HMs) just assumed and ran with their assumption... Imisi did not bother to correct them which is her prerogative π―π