Mortimer

Faith, Engineer’s disease, and other assorted comedy

[Mortimer @KenRecker1]

@48hghtchrdnck I was multi tasking (sitting with Mom watching Newhart lol). I’ll soak it in more later ;)

[Mortimer @KenRecker1]

@48hghtchrdnck Stranglehold… (if my memory serves me). Excellent.

[Mortimer @KenRecker1]

@stevensongs Congratulations to you and Mom!

[Jeff Wells @JeffWellsRigInt]

This system is useless for unwinding the abuses of the presidential pardon because each side in their turn intend to abuse it, and the abuses are becoming more egregious with every presidency. Should be intolerable but at least is ridiculous.

[Judianna @Judianna]

Nyah nyah. 😎

[Mortimer @KenRecker1]

@DonnieDetroit19 @RonRichmond711 A big mistake.

[Barry @Mr_B_OB]

"Colonel Sanders is a cuel, carnviorous tyrant who goes around deep frying chickens to titilate the taste buds of the masses. He's repulsive." -- McDonald's & Burger King joint statement.

[Mortimer @KenRecker1]

@marylou916 Happy Birthday 🎉🎂!

[Judianna @Judianna]

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[Highheat @2020Upstream]

He changes times and seasons;
he removes kings and sets up kings;
he gives wisdom to the wise
and knowledge to those who have understanding;
he reveals deep and hidden things;
he knows what is in the darkness,
and the light dwells with him.

Daniel 2:21-22

[Ron Richmond @RonRichmond711]

@Uncatfishable We're still mad about all the experiments.

[Mortimer @KenRecker1]

@SocratesSword 🙏

[ChangeIsConstant @kjberman63]

@zoobz97 @Jbooty88 I don't think the NCAA exists in 5 years.

[Mortimer @KenRecker1]

@veryvirology @uTobian Maybe Rand Paul. None from my home state of Michigan.

[Barry @Mr_B_OB]

Lobsters can identify as anything they want to you bigots.

[Mortimer @KenRecker1]

@KarlKohlhase Bacon makes everything better.

[AnarchoChristian @AnarchoXP]

@benshapiro Conspiracy theorists are so dumb because no one has ever conspired. Ever.

[John Tuld @BradHuston]

Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, and today and forever.