Ken Sambu

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Do not scratch your ears - they're working just fine.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Sharp boys on the beat. The Judicial Service Commission (JSC) has shortlisted 5 candidates for the position of judge of the Supreme Court:

1. Mr. Kipchumba Katwa Kigen
2. Ms. Anne Waceke Kiratu
3. Mr. Joseph Kiplagat Sergon,
4. Mr. Francis Kipruto Tuiyott
5. Mr. Mohammed Warsame.

The five candidates will be interviewed on Tuesday, April 28, 2026, and Wednesday April 29, 2026. Hon. Mohammed Warsame is the most qualified but Sharp boyz wamewekelea triple chance because Katwa Kigen MUST be rewarded. Geukia Jirani Yako na umwambie Yamune.😁

[Charles Onyango-Obbo @cobbo3]

Congratulations to the Morocco legal team - truly the greatest strikers in African football history. Who needs a world-class frontline when you have a committee that can score three goals from a mahogany desk two months after the final whistle?

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

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[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Mko 1-1, dakika ni ya 87, against a bottom 5 club alafu unaona Amorim anatoa sesko ama Zirkzee anaweka defender bahali yake.. Alafu unaona fan wa Arsenali akiShout, “Premier League giants wameleta Mbukinya”.. Unatoka kabla ukosee mtu ufungwe Kodiaga

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Oya, @StandardKenya.

Kenyans have unanimously voted for this photo for your front page of tomorrow's Saturday Standard Newspaper.

They're currently voting for the banger headline to go with it, and WHO'S THE CHICKEN NOW? has taken an unassailable lead.

You're welcome.

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

Every time Chelsea completes football, they invent a new trophy & then Chelsea wins it!

We've won it all!

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

For the first time in Narok, not a single rungu in sight even the Maa spirit took a day off. Gachagua, where did you import this crowd from? 😂

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Arsenal fans, when they're asked to scan their match tickets at the gates of Santiago Bernabeu next Wednesday.

[Sam Terriz @Terriz_Sam]

WSR in Eastleigh

[Ken Sambu @KenSambu]

Boss!! 2025 form ni kujipanga, jishikie over 400 milli MJP na 10 million ya Goal Rush Now, uji-nice! Just PREDICT the 3 #SportPesaGoalRush Games! https://t.co/UEODe9HH9T

[David Ndii @DavidNdii]

Having crossed Sh4.8 trillion for the first time in June 2023, up from Sh920b when Uhuru took over. Charlatan.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Some of the Supreme Court judges like Justice Njoki are basing their entire petitions to stop the Judicial Service Commission from processing complaints against them on judgments delivered by Justice Norbury Dugdale in the 1980s/90s on the absence of Rules under section 84 of the repealed constitution. Justice Dugdale was unapologetically a KANU Judge, reactionary and retrogressive dude. He made a mess of the Bill of Rights by holding that since the CJ didn't make rules under section 84 of the constitution, the provisions of the Bill of Rights were inapplicable and inoperative. Three of the leading lawyers/scholars on that topic are still with us. Dr. Gibson Kamau Kuria and his then able assistant/Co-counsel, Justice Kathurima M'inoti JA and Hon. Paul Muite SC. I Just want see their faces this morning when they read Njoki's petition that the Judicial Service Commission has not promulgated rules of procedures as the Supreme Court suggested in an obiter in Justice Mutava's case and as result JSC's powers under Article 168 in Dugdalian phrase is "dead and INOPERATIVE"...

[Nicholas Gitobu Kiogora @GitobuKiogora]

Jaymo Ule Msee is debunking Gachagua's propaganda and lies very well👏👏🤣.

"If the Government that he served as DP for the last 2 years was incompetent as he claims why did he hire a whole battery of lawyers to fight not to leave the "incompetent" government??"

Duale,Kasarani.

[Morara Kebaso @MoraraKebaso]

In 2019 Uhuru Kenyatta launched 100,000 houses project by the United Nations whose agreement was signed in NewYork. All the projects by UNOPS were to cost 13 Billion USD which is 1.7trillion KSH. Out of that, 60Million USD was released equivalent to 7.8 billion kenya shillings. UNOPS was audited by KPMG which found traces of fraud. There has been a determined effort to erase any data related to this project from Kenyan government websites, UN agency websites and any local and international media articles on it were deleted from servers to cover it up. The land for this project is currently on sale.

[Dcatalyst of Nation 💞❣️ @Dcatalyst10]

@ChelseaFC Chalobah at this moment was like who is this guy on goal for my club?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#CFC @ChelseaFC #CHEWOL Madueke Palmer Neto Cucurella

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

This idiot looted and looted, and now he is avoiding accountability.

The audacity.

[The Raila Odinga Amolo Foundation @RailaOdinga]

I am grateful for the warm reception I have received from my brother H.E President Cyril Ramaphosa @CyrilRamaphosa when I met him in Pretoria, South Africa today.

We have discussed my vision for the continent, and I got an opportunity to outline my plan for the African Union Commission (AUC) anchored on 10 priority areas.

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Anxiety and confusion hits revolutionaries as some of the abductees they were championing to be liberated change their tune after their release. Some are even worried that the victims appear healthier and in higher spirits than expected.

[Bianca™ @BiancaNaom1]

Hehe.

Yoko Bull.

Can't talk about his experience in the hands of abductors!Why?

DCI should arrest these boys and charge them for trying to disrupt national security!

If we tolerate such nonsense where people stage-manage their abductions, we shall descend into lawlessness.