🐦 🐻 🦖 Ken Scott

#STLCARDS. Any questions, ask.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Year of the snake? That's a year I can get behind. 🐍

[Fact @Fact]

At one point, Coca-Cola contained nearly nine milligrams of cocaine in each glass.

[toddstarnes @toddstarnes]

Tell your Republican Senator to confirm @PeteHegseth. Enough is enough. Any Republican senator who refuses President Trump's nominees should face fierce primary opposition.

[Jack Flaherty @jflare_]

Please go on about how I’ve acted spoiled or cried about not being signed. You guys love talking bs

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

For every 100 likes this gets I'll add more Executive Actions for Trump to sign

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Pastor Lorenzo Sewell's prayer at Donald Trump's inauguration was powerful!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Have you seen a five-year-old boy, blond hair, and he's wearing a t-shirt that says ‘Bullshit’ on it?”

👉 https://t.co/2MP13x5nBg

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

A Falcon rocket lifts off from pad 39A in Florida for the 100th time!

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Starship's seventh flight test is targeted to launch Wednesday, January 15, with a 60-minute launch window opening at 4 p.m. CT.

The Starbase team is keeping a close eye on weather conditions → https://t.co/QNCSPTewLA

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

For Gavin Newsom, facts are like sunshine to a vampire!

[Memphis Redbirds @memphisredbirds]

Today's featured item is Willson Contreras's Locker Name Plate! Bid on this item and more until January 19th!
https://t.co/A5BvbSdShq | #MemphisRedbirdsAuthentics

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

WATCH: LA Emergency Management officials admit they’re incompetent

[Lauren Bundy @lbundy90]

I absolutely hate winter with every fiber of my being.

[🐦 🐻 🦖 Ken Scott @KenScott01]

@katdidathing The breakfast of champions!

[Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 @lavern_spicer]

Dear Bernie Sanders,

Take your climate change bullshit and shove it up your nasty ancient ass.

Aint no muthafucking CLIMATE CHANGE started them fires.

Democrat policies did.

Yall pretend yall aint got no water while you right there at the ocean.

Yall hiring lesbian fire chiefs instead of men who know what the fuck they doing.

Yall refuse to do forest maintenance like Trump told yall to.

Climate change aint no muthafucking existential crisis.

DEMOCRATS are.

And we only have to look at the last 4 years to see it.

And now that you tryna blame this disaster on climate change, I'm picturing your old fucking ass with a can of gasoline and a match.

Where were you when the fire started, bitch?

[🐦 🐻 🦖 Ken Scott @KenScott01]

@KashPatelX A for YES, and ABSOLUTELY!

[KTLA @KTLA]

Multiple explosions are seen from KTLA's Carlos Saucedo's live report from the 800 block of Radcliffe Avenue in the #PacificPalisades as the #PalisadesFire continues to grow on Tuesday night. Details: https://t.co/egkx6v231f

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

NICE ASS: Perry the donkey who served as the real-life inspiration for Eddie Murphy’s animated character Donkey in the 2001 blockbuster Shrek, has died at the age of 30.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Algorithm tweak coming soon to promote more informational/entertaining content. We will publish the changes to @engineering.

Our goal is to maximize unregretted user-seconds. Too much negativity is being pushed that technically grows user time, but not unregretted user time.

[Fact @Fact]

There's a species of fish named the "slippery dick."