Kent Erwin

“Truth, Justice, and the American Way” | JMU'19 | LoCo | Insta: @KentErwin

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

What are these comments? First, how do you now know about Ashburn? Second, definitely not worth the drive. Third, love that we now have the largest car wash in the country

[Jay Lawrence @jaylawrence91]

And this, everyone, is the greatest video of all time:

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

Thanks for the memories 😭https://t.co/NTNu5DeDMu

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

Should I download?

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[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

Pop on that Tinder global and place it right in the Olympic village📍

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

There are still people who are single, right? My newsfeed is just telling me otherwise

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

I've successfully done nothing all day

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

I should just make my living bouncing around from game show to game show. I crushed it on Jeopardy earlier and now I'm killing it on Name That Tune

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

If I have side effects to this vaccine it will turn me into an anti-vaxer

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

I knew that alert was coming but it still made made me jump

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

I don’t think I’ve ever pronounced the W&OD Traill correctly. I either say WO&D or WNOD or WOD

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

I don't watch Chrisley Knows best for Todd Chrisley. I watch it for all the other family members.

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

How do I get a friend with a boat?

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

*watching wheel of fortune:

“today is Vanna’s last day on the show because she is joining the next season of the real housewives.”

*pause in utter shock

“April Fools!”

Honestly she would probably be a great addition to the cast

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

Dr. Oz just said a jeopardy contestant looked like a gazelle. This man has got to go

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

I also got lost in the DTC parking lot. That hasn’t happened since 2007

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

Getting my vaccine in the bones of Nordstrom Dulles is so sad. My mom used to have us spend so much time in this store

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

Why do people expect there to be politicians who they agree with in all issues? That is such an unreasonable expectation considering most people can’t even agree with their friends or family on what to have for dinner

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

Some days I’m in a sincerely mood, some I’m in a regards mood, and some I’m in a best mood

[Kent Erwin @KentErwin]

It is clear to me that the people who are against Harry and Meghan have never had a toxic relative nor lived in a toxic environment. Or maybe those people are just themselves the toxic relative 🤷🏼‍♂️