Kenton (parody)

Trying My Best

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[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

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@CJohnsonAELI So you don’t like lost?

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@Brady_H @TheFEEDme I’ve seen the number of times I wake up in the night decrease drastically

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@CJohnsonAELI

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@CJohnsonAELI The only other one I could think of off the top of my head was Antz and A Bug’s Life but that was 98

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@CJohnsonYCCD Just today every single meme being recreated in the Studio Ghibli style

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There is an increasing number of foundational memes through which every New Thing must be filtered

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@CJohnsonYCCD McNeese program really surging

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Being married isn’t easy. Sometimes you have to spend a weekend listening to your wife tell her friends how The Pitt is her favorite HBO show when you know it’s not an HBO show it’s a Max Original. Admittedly Max is the one to watch for HBO, but it’s difficult is all I’m saying

[Jim Tressel @JimTressel5]

"If you never take risks, you'll never accomplish great things. Everybody dies, but not everyone has lived." C.S.Lewis #QuietTime

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@CJohnsonYCCD @jordanclance

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HOLDING!!!!!

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💪🏼💪🏼

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Cleveland is an 18-point underdog Saturday against Baltimore. How large is that number?

In their 0-16 season in 2017, the Browns never were more than a 13.5-point underdog, per @PaulHembo.

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B1G

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Of all the delusions one can talk themselves into the most inescapable is being a baker bro

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@CJohnsonYCCD You’re hot! People are saying it more and more

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@CJohnsonYCCD