Kenzie Cave

I flatten my rice krispy squares before I eat them because I'm really a monster.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

I must be getting old cause who the fuck is this

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

I'm a firm believer that Disco is the only music I can dance to.

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

An outfit is cute until you have a really bad day wearing it and then its forever tainted

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

@jk_rowling in the movies Hermione uses obliviate on her parents: does she ever get to undo that???? I need answers. #deathlyhallows

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

One of the few good things about having big boobs is they become a kitten shelf and that's the greatest thing in my books

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

@reaganozem Don't judge. No one likes ice cream with pee pee hands.

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, my cat just curled up on my lap #catpeople

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

I never have a chap stick on me. But you better believe that I could find one in every place I look.
#ihaveaproblemwithchapstick #burtsbees

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

*sees pile of homework due all next week*
So let's watch Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them for the 5oth time :)
#sendhelp

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

When its your moms birthday but
a) you gotta be petty because you ain't playing no more
b) your sister needs to take a hint

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

A #Riverdale origin story

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

Food basics is the one store that's constantly busy in lindsay

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

My goal is to make enough money to have a pair of glasses to go with every outfit #4eyes

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

I'd like Professor McGonagall as my grandmother

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

Indiana Jones would get in a lot less trouble if he didn't have a weakness for a pretty woman. #lastcrusade

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

I think i'll take a 24 hour break from social media just to ignore the "happy new year posts" #justanotherday

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

Happy #nationalcatday to my blessing in a box ❤️❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/s36yh6nz8w

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

same

[Kenzie Cave @KenzeeCave]

One day i'll be able to have an instagram account dedicated solely to my many cats. #futuredreams #CrazyCatLady #catagram