ken zee

Shitty Artist. Neurotic mess. Sentient trash.
he/him

[ken zee @KenZeeVee]

Was trying to figure out if I can fix a pinched nerve in my own shoulder today and hey what the fuck

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

There are photos in my phone that erode my trust and loosen my tether, I call them the mood destructors and they serve no purpose other than to shoot shrapnel directly into my brain upon contact

[🏳️‍⚧️ hannah/tara 🦦 @hannahwithfur]

me too, railway station ad board

[turbomander @turbomander]

me: i just miss her, you know? its been so hard since she left. i dont know if i can ever be happy again
my hedgehog best friend mitch hedhog: a toothpick saw me walking in the forest yesterday and said "damn it, I didn't know there was a bus"
me: *smiling* thanks mitch hedhog

[disco elysium psyche quotes꩜ @discopsychebot]

YOU - "Fuck you, I have a *vast* soul and she will always come back to it."

INLAND EMPIRE - What was that? Who's the *she*? And why do you feel so *bad' suddenly...

[turbomander @turbomander]

open your hand. quickly now! here, take this. it’s a little bug wearing a suit of armor. he’s sworn to protect you by any means necessary, even at the cost of his life. he told me it would be a great honor to die in your service, but an even greater one to live as your friend.

[wyatt dunkin @WyattDuncan]

TV EXEC: well your caveman show is just a phenomenon. absolutely great stuff. any ideas for future programs and we’ll green light it immediately.

WILLIAM-HANNA and JOSEPH BARBERA: we’d love to make a show about a big gay puma

[Veda Scott @itsvedatime]

Mike said this is their new signature pose and WILL NOT STOP DOING IT ALL THE TIME omg

[Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸 @gay_horse420]

I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know

[ken zee @KenZeeVee]

@Liv_Agar Hell yea

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

[Self Made AO 💫 @KXNGAO]

Jack Perry appeared at GCW to save Marko Stunt from KJ Orso FKA Fuego Del Sol.

Jurassic Express are tagging again for the first time in years at Spring Break vs KJ and Sam Stackhouse

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(stroking my chin) hmm if I was a person worthy of respect what would I be doing right now

[nelle @catboyhumper]

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

[Spectre @spectre0799]

family ties but the beat is Billie Jean & Beat It

[disco elysium psyche quotes꩜ @discopsychebot]

YOU - "When was this?"

JEAN VICQUEMARE - "God, I don't know..." He thinks. "Six years ago? She was way before my time."

VOLITION - Six years and you haven't gotten over it, what the hell is wrong with you?

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

“We didn’t want Surf Dracula to just get on his board and surf”

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

That blade has been in my family for generations. Ever since my great great great grandfather ordered it from swords dot com

[disco elysium psyche quotes꩜ @discopsychebot]

INLAND EMPIRE - A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

[ken zee @KenZeeVee]

@abadon_x13 Fun and cool is absolutely the definition of this. It's great I like it