There are photos in my phone that erode my trust and loosen my tether, I call them the mood destructors and they serve no purpose other than to shoot shrapnel directly into my brain upon contact
me: i just miss her, you know? its been so hard since she left. i dont know if i can ever be happy again
my hedgehog best friend mitch hedhog: a toothpick saw me walking in the forest yesterday and said "damn it, I didn't know there was a bus"
me: *smiling* thanks mitch hedhog
YOU - "Fuck you, I have a *vast* soul and she will always come back to it."
INLAND EMPIRE - What was that? Who's the *she*? And why do you feel so *bad' suddenly...
open your hand. quickly now! here, take this. it’s a little bug wearing a suit of armor. he’s sworn to protect you by any means necessary, even at the cost of his life. he told me it would be a great honor to die in your service, but an even greater one to live as your friend.
TV EXEC: well your caveman show is just a phenomenon. absolutely great stuff. any ideas for future programs and we’ll green light it immediately.
WILLIAM-HANNA and JOSEPH BARBERA: we’d love to make a show about a big gay puma
I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
Jack Perry appeared at GCW to save Marko Stunt from KJ Orso FKA Fuego Del Sol.
Jurassic Express are tagging again for the first time in years at Spring Break vs KJ and Sam Stackhouse
"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass
YOU - "When was this?"
JEAN VICQUEMARE - "God, I don't know..." He thinks. "Six years ago? She was way before my time."
VOLITION - Six years and you haven't gotten over it, what the hell is wrong with you?