Let's not forget Dianne Kohler Barnard. She is accused of illegally leaking classified intelligence about a R23m slush-fund hotel and her defense was basically, "I didn't leak state secrets, I was just reading the vibes out loud in Parliament!" 😭
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Justice Madlanga left the Constitutional Court for what was supposed to be a quick 6-month inquiry, and is now trapped listening to cops explain why they steal evidence until November 2026. Pray for that man.🏛️🙏🏾
@100_kMokone Adv. Sikhakhane definitely tried to warn him, but let's be real.. nobody’s bingo card had "SAPS running a regional cartel from a Sealy Posturepedic" on it.😭🛏️
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Imagine thinking you've finally stepped down to enjoy the soft life, only to be handed a microphone and forced to listen to a sergeant explain why R226 million in cocaine is missing from a secure safe.😭
LMAO, you are not wrong!😭
In South Africa, the moment you get appointed to investigate the investigators, Twitter immediately opens your file.📁🔍
Back in 2013, he caught massive heat during the Farlam Commission for basically going MIA with a crucial judgment about state
@KenzieGoldberg We are going to have to keep a VERY close eye on that body. We first need a thorough investigation on the appointed head who is a retired judge.
funding for the injured miners. The miners' lawyers literally couldn't appeal because his clerk said the judgment wasn't ready and he was "currently in Venda."
So when you appoint a judge whose biggest headline is delaying a commission judgment to oversee an agency currently
funding for the injured miners. The miners' lawyers literally couldn't appeal because his clerk said the judgment wasn't ready and he was "currently in Venda."
So when you appoint a judge whose biggest headline is delaying a commission judgment to oversee an agency currently
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SAPS really thought they could label an assassination Covid-19 and call it a day.😭
Little did they know his widow is sitting at home with a whole burn book. The man is playing 4D chess from beyond the grave.
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SAPS really thought they could label an assassination Covid-19 and call it a day.😭
Little did they know his widow is sitting at home with a whole burn book. The man is playing 4D chess from beyond the grave.
The pocket book & diary are going to causing earthquakes. Just this week, police started conducting aggressive raids at the properties of serving SAPS members in Centurion specifically related to Mfazi's murder.
The hitmen were allegedly his own colleagues.
Deputy National Police Commissioner for Crime Detection, Lieutenant-General Sindile Mfazi's widow says he left behind a diary detailing threats to his life. She says Mfazi was also working on high-profile, sensitive cases, some involving SAPS. She says he was aware that these cases put him in danger and that these people might come after him. @yemavumisa has more.
Watch: https://t.co/lH7KaN47lc
Prof Francois Engelbrecht, professor of Climatology at Wits says with El Niño coming back, the 2026/27 summer is likely to be the hottest on record in South Africa. “These weather patterns will not only be record breaking in heat, but in impact too...” I.E people will die.
@Constitution_94 He looked at a R147-million budget and said, "Nah, I'm out!"🏃🏾♂️💨
The laptop theory might just be vibes and rumours, but when even the JUSTICE MINISTER stepped up to the mic and said, "Stop lying Chief, it’s not the budget."
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He was literally packing up his chambers to go enjoy his pension when Cyril tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, before you go golfing, can you just quickly sort out the entire South African criminal underworld?" 😭🏌️♂️